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2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Great, looks like we're going to be the Buck/Smoltz national game again next Saturday

ill be there so I won't have to listen to that garbage 

ill be in 111 if anyone wants to buy me a beer 

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Hot damn, Stassi got a hit

Smoltz literally just talked shit on Tyler white. 

He can't talk shit on Tyler white, only we can talk shit on Tyler white 

10 in a row.  10 game winning streaks are fun.  We should have one every month.

Fuck Boston!

 

Go Astros!!!

we win. chowds lose. yanks lose. all is well

get the sweep tomorrow

the rookie is 2-0, great outing for james, jake needs a day off 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

get the sweep tomorrow

the rookie is 2-0, great outing for james, jake needs a day off 

Did he go a full 5 innings to get a decision?

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

1955 Brooklyn Dodgers won their World Series.

We'd fuck them in the face

Interesting that Osuna was in there with a 4 run lead. That means he won't be available tomorrow. I guess Hinch wanted to win the series tonight, and with Sale going tomorrow maybe he figured there may not be a save to get. Another good win. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Interesting that Osuna was in there with a 4 run lead. That means he won't be available tomorrow. I guess Hinch wanted to win the series tonight, and with Sale going tomorrow maybe he figured there may not be a save to get. Another good win. 

If there's a save situation, it's Ryan ImPressly time!

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

10 in a row.  10 game winning streaks are fun.  We should have one every month.

let's start next month's tomorrow

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Did he go a full 5 innings to get a decision?

my bad, james is now 1-0. well deserved 

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Did he go a full 5 innings to get a decision?

nope, James gets the W

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Interesting that Osuna was in there with a 4 run lead. That means he won't be available tomorrow. I guess Hinch wanted to win the series tonight, and with Sale going tomorrow maybe he figured there may not be a save to get. Another good win. 

 

he has other arms that can close it out tomorrow 

Just now, UDontKnow said:

Did he go a full 5 innings to get a decision?

No, 4  and change, the first inning hurt him but did a solid overall

Did he go a full 5 innings to get a decision?

No

 

James got the win

 

Good to see his velo up but I’m wondering if the Fenway gun is a little hot.

Cole was higher than usual as well last night.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

he has other arms that can close it out tomorrow 

I would have rather used them tonight with the 4 run lead. You can still bring him in if needed. 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Interesting that Osuna was in there with a 4 run lead. That means he won't be available tomorrow. I guess Hinch wanted to win the series tonight, and with Sale going tomorrow maybe he figured there may not be a save to get. Another good win. 

Osuna is bored. we have 2, 3 guys who can close tomorrow. Pressley  rawdog and harris

I would have rather used them tonight with the 4 run lead. You can still bring him in if needed. 

Disagree
We putzed around and blew way too many other changes to put the game out of reach.
Baseball gods would not have looked kindly if someone else came out in the 9th, put 2 runners on with no outs and then turning to Osuna

We're gonna kumite sale tomorrow

Where's [mention=509]henrygandorf[/mention] with my record update over the last xxx games? 

MLB best 31-15 over our last 46.

And best of all, at this time yesterday, today’s game was the most important game of the season...and we won.

Lulz at all you putzes that constantly question Hinch and Luhnow. We have the best team in the league and have for awhile. And it’s not particularly close. Sit back, enjoy and smell the popcorn, peanuts and Cracker Jacks

 

Just now, UTexasFight said:


Disagree
We putzed around and blew way too many other changes to put the game out of reach.
Baseball gods would not have looked kindly if someone else came out in the 9th, put 2 runners on with no outs and then turning to Osuna

Good point... and it's much more fun having the discussion and worrying about how we're going to get the sweep

Wade Miley on the mound for the good guys tomorrow. He can facilitate the sweep.

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:


Disagree
We putzed around and blew way too many other changes to put the game out of reach.
Baseball gods would not have looked kindly if someone else came out in the 9th, put 2 runners on with no outs and then turning to Osuna

Not y'all, but remember when dildos were calling him "lose-now"?

That aged poorly 

Wade Miley on the mound for the good guys tomorrow. He can facilitate the sweep.

I more interested if he can do the unthinkable and facilitate a Red Sox game that finishes under 3 hours.

Tall order but I have a good feeling about this one

Sorry, I quoted the wrong spot. My bad 

6 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Wade Miley on the mound for the good guys tomorrow. He can facilitate the sweep.

maybe you didn't to the fox broadcast tonight, Sale is all but unbeatable !!!!!!

Edited by tx 3 putt

Wade miley is pitching tomorrow and we're already halfway done with the game

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

maybe you didn't to the fox broadcast tonight, Sale is all but unbeatable !!!!!!

Sale is a  faget

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

maybe you didn't to the fox broadcast tonight, Sale is all but unbeatable !!!!!!

No actually I didn't. I keep most of the national sports broadcasts on mute except if it's Jeff Van Gundy. My ridiculous wish is that he would color commentate an Astros game (he's a big fan).

Y’all really need to get over the national broadcasters
Keep the bitching to yourself, hit the mute button, or turn on Ford/Sparks

I just don’t understand why you’d continue to listen to something that pisses you off so much when there are other options

25 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Where's @henrygandorf with my record update over the last xxx games? 

thru our 12 game stretch of beatable teams, we went 11-1.

thru our upcoming "guantlet" (@bos/cws/bos/chc) we have 13 games, 9 vs top teams, 10/13 at home. 

so far we're 2-0.

we started the season 2-5.  since then we're 29-10.

we have had two 10 game winning streaks and it's may 18th.

and we kinda played like shit tonight.  i would guess we had the fewest amount of strikeouts our staff will throw in a game all season (3).

we also left a ton of guys on base.

let's go.

Only 10 wins in a row? This team blows. Should be at least 20

4 minutes ago, Sleepygrad said:

Peacock is pitching tomorrow, what’s this Miley talk?

they swapped 

1 minute ago, Sleepygrad said:

Gambling website still says peacock, shit ok

Does that change your bet, you degenerate?!

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