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  2. Because my dad’s mom’s family emigrated from Switzerland, (taking a ship from La Havre to New Orleans, I did some cursory research on their immigration policy. And Swiss born grandparents do not a citizenship make. If I could get past the notion my family left all their history behind for a reason, I’d look further.
  3. Jerry Clower, my favorite comedian of all time (along with Richard Pryor and Norm MacDonald) did the best version of that bit, and I think it was because as a devout Christian he took Christ’s gospel more seriously than his own blind spots and social pressure and talked about Godliness even in jest he did it like a preacher. So when he did that bit he was very clearly castigating the ignorance and shortsightedness of a large part of own audience. And they knew it, and he knew they knew it. by the way, you can develop a fair impression of Jerry Clower by mastering the following phrases: ”Newgene Ledbetter” ”Marcel” “Liberty, Mississippi” ”projected, and predicted” ”AAAAGH, this things killin’ me!” ”Super-dyna-whoppin’, mo-jo-doola, whim-diddley hotel”
  4. Trump: Yes. I’m a pedophile… Get over it.
  5. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2025/07/15/russia-unite-against-vladimir-putin-azerbaijan-armenia-baku/
  6. It's built in a rather 'blue collar' neighborhood of Phoenix. I know a lot of local students who take their classes online.
  7. 45 in a 35. They say they were slowing down.
  8. I keep thinking that we need to get Derrick Johnson to keep inviting the top linebackers in the country to his linebacker school, where current UT linebackers also happen to be training.
  9. Y'all knew what you were getting into. Don't send the fuckers back to the Big XII. I don't miss dealing with their bullshit, at all.
  10. My guesses on Trump's ankles and hand makeup: Peripheral edema, symmetric in the ankles, indicative of mild heart failure and use of coverup makeup on fragile skin dorsum of hand, probably concealing senile purpura. Okay, those weren't my guesses. I stole them from a Facebook post. My diagnoses? He has lie-abities and Don-orrhea.
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  12. Jeez. It looks like one of those highlight tapes that’s been sped up in post but everyone else is still going 1x speed.
  13. If you’re on the list and living, straight to jail
  14. I thought it was extremely gimmicky. Way too many "Get out of jail free" cards for the writers. Then again, it's a comic book movie, so let's go!
  15. I said I would pay for the deuce last week, and boy am I delivering. Wordle 1,488 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Called it! I need to get back to Vegas.
  17. Compare video of the Trump attempt with video of the attempt on Reagan. The secret service had Reagan shoved in the limo and on the move in about 3 seconds, before Hinckley even got off his last shot
  18. FYI, sack’s new handle is Frank Drebin.
  19. IMHO ... Probably makeup to cover the bruising old folks often get with an IV, esp in the hand.
  20. The voices in my head read this to the tune/meter of "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands" (you have to drop the "then")
  21. You would think that they'd take that as some sort of sign, particularly being religious adjacent and so forth. Something something "But I sent you two boats and a helicopter" something...
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