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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Longhornfan1024 replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
If Alexi Lalas says something about anything, even soccer, assume the opposite is true. That guy is an absolute moron who only gets playtime because some idiot studio exec thinks he can be soccer's version of Skip Bayless. -
Texas Football 2025 - Playing With Our Food
Huckleberry replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
Please tell me he was looking at scoring per drive (efficiency) and not overall scoring. I would hope it's obvious to everyone that overall scoring drops when drives take longer. -
in the hallway in front of a congressional office...
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All Encompassing Mortgage and Real Estate Thread
Incredulity replied to UTPhil2006's topic in Business and Markets
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Ryan Williams is expected to play on Saturday. The other guys who are out are not.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Hammerin Hank replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
Fuck this asshole. Just look at this quote: “Yeah. I mean, look at the perception that people have of where America is right now, as we’re talking about it, less than a year away from the World Cup. While I can disagree with that perception, it doesn’t mean that it’s not valid and it’s not out there in terms of the way people view the United States,” It’s not the perception that’s the problem. This is reality. It’s actually happening. Potential tourists should absolutely be concerned. -
The only Wolff publication regarding UTC I could find was published in 1995. Maybe I should sue her
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*masturbate
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Say, that’s MY line!
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Drifterwood started following Prediction contest 2025 Week 3- UTEP @ Texas
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Texas 45 UTEP 10 234 WR yards
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Texas - 49 UTEP -3 263 WR yards Trips left screen on first play to wingo and Niblett get's blown up trying to be the lead blocker (again) for a 2yd gain.
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Last I checked
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Can’t even not fuck up one sentence without editing? What looks plagiarized to you in that response?
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"I actually drive better when I'm drunk, 'cause booze sharpens my concentration and makes me even more hyper-alert and careful." (Disclaimer for any Surly Dumbfucks who would otherwise take that seriously. I'm thinking 30%) "When we get to the next red light, put that cooler up here in the cab with us, will you?"
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Captainant replied to Horn Dog's topic in Cloak Room
what's wild is the even the nazis supported the idea of a Jewish state. It would give them a place to ship all their jews off to - they came to their "final solution" because they just didn't have anywhere to keep all these pesky jews! The nazis wanted all the Jews out of Europe. The Zionists wanted Jews to move to the Holy Land out of Europe. During Kristallnacht, there were mobs chanting ’Juden raus! Auf nach Palästina!’ (Jews out, out to Palestine) as they destroyed jewish businesses. Something, something, horseshoe theory. -
Within the slasher genre, A Nightmare on Elm Street was a turning point in the 80's, much as Scream was a couple decades later.
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Prediction contest 2025 Week 3- UTEP @ Texas
closetojumping replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Texas 66 - UTEP 3 367 yards from the WRs (I assume this excludes TEs?) Bonus Prop: First play from scrimmage 1st Play: something gets penalized and then the first real play is a slow-developing RPO that is really just a RB dive between the Guards. -
At this point, would it matter? Does Russia have evidence of him caught committing adultery? fucking porn stars? fucking kids? supporting the world's most notorious pedophile? engaging in self-dealing of unprecedented proportions? He would neutralize any kompromat that comes his way: Fake! Hoax! Forged signature! AI generated!
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If the offense is performing below your expectations, then your expectations were outta whack. Divorced from reality. Not in touch with how things actually were. The ceiling is very high for this offense, but you're not going to replace most of it from the prior year and see improvement, unless you're kicking out non-performers and replacing them with high quality transfers. That's not what happened with us; we're graduating guys into the NFL, and replacing them with inexperience. Now, if the offense is still shitty when we go to the swamp, I'll be more concerned.
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2024 Texas GameDay Stadium Experience Thread
BurntOrange&White replied to TrashMaster G's topic in Football
Someone should ask him why they just don’t split it for even more donations and revenue -
Fify for Rocky Mountain Oysters.
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Do you always plagiarize Cynthia Griffin Wolff or is this a new thing?
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