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  2. Youll know it isnt real because it’s having sex with you.
  3. Excuse you, sir? Are you throwing shade at John Bull? What did England ever do to you?
  4. Most SMR's are rated for at most a hundred MW's, you'd need a yard full of mini nukes just to satisfy a single DC. And water is still a problem
  5. Also, if you don't care about this game, you officially suck. This is a chance to continue a streak of 10+ wins seasons and top 10 finishes. It's also a trophy. And it's a chance for some guys who didn't get to play much this year to show what they can do. This is a big game, whether you wanted it or not.
  6. You'll get new dirty coal plants and completely depleted groundwater aquifers and like it, bitch.
  7. Hopefully he has other redeeming qualities. I see he is from England.
  8. Brisketexan replied to 1978horn's topic in Food and Travel
    Wood smash.
  9. But we won't make the sex-bots do that, right? RIGHT?
  10. He didn’t get any help when that Su thug cut through our o-line and crushed him. Not even to walk over to extend a hand to help him up off the turf. Talk about pussies
  11. Very late to the party on this one. Started binging it on Paramount + and I lol throughout almost every episode. Sometimes to tears.
  12. yo how are we the best team in europe, this is crazy:
  13. remember when your utility bill was cheaper in the winter?
  14. Texas eliminates a lot of really good candidates because of dumb shit they look for such as previous HC experience, p4 experience, and so on and so forth. Most importantly Texas tends to get lost in "hottest names" with not much resume outside of 1-2 years or "wonder boy genius" types.
  15. Well that's just like, ya know, their opinion, man.
  16. Anyone bellyaching about this game and claiming they don't care and F Texas, etc, etc, etc, can you please do us a favor and just spend your afternoon watching YouTube videos of the Puppy Bowl instead. We'll be fine without y'all. And please start your own belly aching thread and don't pollute everything else. Insufferable
  17. A natty appearance and he's 39.
  18. Someone woke up feeling the bitchiest coach! We go 3-0 today vs this corrupt, cheating shitstain of a program. Arch tosses for 300+ and 3 TDs as a prelude to 2026 where we drag our cheezy nuts across CFBs collective face.
  19. Holy shit we are getting Jim Harding as our OL coach. 😯
  20. Counterpoint, I did not have “having to mow the yard in January” on my bingo card. But here we are.
  21. Groin spasms? Sounds like a Tuesday with south Austin’s mom
  22. This place would go nuts, if anyone confirmed that Texas is talking to one of the best Ol coaches in the country. I do not want to be the one that is responsible for giving people hope. Just curious because I have not heard about this. Hoping someone here has some information.
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