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  2. 2 RBs, 2 LBs, at least 2 OL, 1 DL, 1 CB, 1 S, maybe 1 WR. Add to that retention fees for guys like Simmons and Goosby, crossing 20 mil may not be out of the question.
  3. If it's a regular infusion as suspected, they probably have to move it around to keep from fucking up his old ass veins. He's probably too vain to get a permanent port.
  4. There goes that fucking DEI bullshit again!
  5. Admit in public that you watch brainless bullshit like a dude ranting while only wearing suspenders as posted in the OP?
  6. Definitely written by a lawyer
  7. Definitely true. But IMO Occam's Razor points to Sark deciding to give Flood at least one more year. Interesting that Gerry is emphatic about OL scheme fit in that article posted by @BurntOrange&White just above us. Whose scheme?
  8. I mean, these are allegedly college kids and most colleges start school around January 17, so their hands are sort of tied.
  9. We're at 38F right now 300 miles northwest of you, but getting some light flurries nonetheless. Nothing's sticking, though. The forecast calls for 76F this Friday. Weird shit.
  10. He would cost double or more
  11. Enron had a code of ethics, and stated values.
  12. Coleman would probably cost more
  13. Yes Rob, the reason Mark Ruffalo can get work as an actor and you can't has nothing to do with the fact that he is truly gifted and you are a C-level hack. It's all politics.
  14. I don't think they want to go into next season with him as the given starter and to pay him as such. If he wants to stay put for cheap and compete, I think they'd welcome that
  15. “Rutgers cornerback”
  16. https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/23/politics/justice-department-redactions-review-epstein-files The Justice Department’s leadership asked career prosecutors in Florida to volunteer over the “next several days” to help redact the Epstein files, in the latest Trump administration push toward releasing the hundreds of thousands of photos, internal memos and other evidence around the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. A supervising prosecutor in the Southern District of Florida’s US Attorney’s Office emailed the entire district office on Tuesday — two days before Christmas — announcing an “emergency request from the [Deputy Attorney General’s] office the SDFL must assist with,” according to a copy of the email reviewed by CNN. “We need AUSAs to do remote document review and redactions related to the Epstein files,” the email said.
  17. You're Sark's baby, aren't you?
  18. exactly. 4 one sentence "paragraphs"? what the fuck?
  19. We've had a giant, gym quality treadmill in the spare bedroom for several years, and you'll be shocked to hear that my wife never fucking used it. Well, she decided to start but it up and died after like 3 uses. It'll cost too much to fix so I said it's outta here. Yesterday was moving day. I didn't expect or really need any help, but my wife just had a couple of surgeries and couldn't help, regardless. I knew this. She knew this, too. But she felt like she had to stand behind me and whimper "I wish I could help" like 50 fucking times. I said I didn't need her to "help" other than opening the front door, and that her constant comments were the opposite of help. She didn't take the hint. Then, as I'm maneuvering this huge fucking bastard treadmill through the narrow hall, she felt like she needed to chime in with "You've almost got it; You're doing great", as I struggled and swore. I finally had to drop the bomb and say that she was acting just like my mother, who was a great person but felt like she just had to micromanage everything, even if she was just watching. Feelings were hurt, along with my back, but I finally got it out of the house. For the cherry on top, she felt like she had to walk me outside, like a mother taking her kid to the bus stop. I said "I know where I'm going, you can wait here" and she stomped away. Fuck treadmills
  20. aggy is undefeated in games they never played or qualified for. whoop!
  21. Develop your young talented players to be backups. Paying for premium backups likely leads to diminishing returns and is likely suboptimal for your starting 22, assuming some relative level of finite funds Maybe there are special cases where quality depth is fine coming here to sit and learn to be a future coach or something, but I wouldn't count on it or view it as a need or a failure if it doesn't materialize
  22. Okay Nick Saban, geez
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