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  2. Codaxx replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    It is flat out that if Texas is 10-2, Texas is in the playoffs. That means beating OSU, Florida, or Georgia would have put Texas in. Trying to say it was because of a singular loss to any of those teams is just wrong
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  4. The we chose Ohio state is such a terrible talking point. It’s flat out we don’t lose to Florida and we’re in. Florida is a garbage team we had no business losing to point blank. Voters didn’t leave us out because of Ohio State loss, they left us out because of a horrible loss to a bad team which led to be a 3rd loss.
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  6. Comedy is awful in large part because comics crawled up their own asses and began performing for each other and putting out endless meta content about themselves and their philosophy of comedy instead of just telling jokes and being funny. It was always clear that it’s harder than it looks and that comics are mostly self-loathing and nasty and back-biting. And that they have rivalries and beefs. All that stuff is supposed to be behind the scenes. For the audience there should just be jokes. Let us believe you’re a funny person telling jokes. We really don’t want to know you, we want to enjoy the character you play. All the performing arts are like this. I don’t want a podcast on YoYoMa’s theories of practice or hours of him just jawboning with musicians. It’s mildly interesting to know that Daniel Day Lewis is a madman method actor— at most that’s a few magazine profiles. I just want to watch him chew the scenery as Bill the Butcher. Also their feuds and beefs are boring and stupid and no one wants to hear it. Hollywood gossip is vaguely fun because beautiful people sleeping with each other is inherently fascinating. Funny men griping about their problems with other funny men is anti-comedy.
  7. You actually think Flood is going anywhere after sark sent him out for the press conference? Sark laid it out; the problem this year wasn’t the offense. Until further notice I assume Milwee, Banks and Flood are untouchable.
  8. Why though? This team can win this year. I know there is a logjam in the infield but with our injury history and Joes history of rotating the lineup every other day, I think there is more value with him on the Astros this year than what we could get in return. Unless someone gets desperate and offers us a top 50-75 prospect in the mlb, but I don’t see that happening.
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  10. These are people who will say others have a “derangement syndrome.”
  11. Damn I thought this was about a new ride at Six Flags with hookers and blow. The ride would also be referred to as The Girthquake.
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  13. Is that Egyptian shark still around? In Jaws 4, Jaws traveled over 3,000 miles to continue its vendetta against the Brody family. The Egyptian shark attack was 2 1/2 years ago. Get over there and earn your NAFO hat.
  14. We more than doubled the rushing yards of Ohio State in week 1 (and Arch threw for more yards than Sayin). Nothing matters if your Head Coach/OC goes full retard in the red zone. Nope. We had to play Florida. We chose to play Ohio State.....while the teams that actually made the playoffs scheduled cupcakes. We fucked ourselves last year and will likely fuck ourselves again in the very near future.
  15. gathering of the juggalos?
  16. We've done Epic Day pass in the past for Crested Butte which normally is a great deal. It's the deadline to decide that sucks, especially when faced with an ass snow year.
  17. The vast majority of the field in the basketball and baseball tournaments also have zero chance at winning it all and we still love it. Call it a 16 team playoff with a play-in round if it makes you feel better. In my setup the CCGs go away and the 9-24 seeds play the first week of December. You then have a field of 16. The play in losers can then still play in the Snoop Dogg and Boise Bowls. I’d have no auto bids, just straight seeding 1-24. G5 teams only make the 16 team field it if they finish in the top 24 and win their play-in game. Would be equally and possibly more profitable than CCGs. And schools get more money from these games being at home venues instead of feeding NFL owners with more money from parking and concessions. The more I think about it the more it makes sense. If Petitis 24 team proposal still has auto bids and allocations by conference he can fuck off. Straight rankings and seeding 1-24 after the end of the regular seasons. Conferences award trophies by regular season records and if desired tiebreakers.
  18. Less than 400 people in Irving as of 5am this morning. What a shift from last year when there was way over 1000. Bet Spec's didn't see this coming. Maybe this will cause them to rethink and maybe release shit during the year like every other fucking retailer.
  19. In the past you would have bad days, around national signing day or a big decommitment. But overall the board was much more sane. This long window before the one portal and a lack of anything to play for has poisoned this board with regarded takes.
  20. After how ICE reacted when confronted with a foot long sub I would expect them to go full rage on anyone pelting them with snowballs.
  21. Where is an alligator when you most need one?
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  23. I understand that like many I have not been satisfied with play calling. But the singular reason we are not in the playoffs is we lost to Florida. And if you are honest, with the talent level we had this year how did that happen? How did we so underperform after such an amazing performance versus Ohio State? While I would love to say that is coaching, I tend to blame the players. I circled Florida as out trap game this season in the Spring. But that was before Florida imploded. They rallied to try and save Napier, as we were fucking sure that our talent would eclipse effort. Big fucking mistake. We were GROSSLY overrated going into the season. Hell what other team do you know of that has a backup QB proclaimed the Heisman front runner. Don't you need to show some shit on the field before such lofty proclamations? Hell CJ Baxter was going to be the second coming of (insert your Ricky or Earl overestimation) In the end, you can coach the shit out of kids, but if they think they are clearly more talented, sometimes (oftentimes) that expectation leads to a lack of urgency. Which opens the door to potential disaster. Taking field goals, instead of TD's is sort of the canary in the coal mine. Right now we have to figure out how to get our OL to block well for whoever is in the backfield. The yearly ability to renegotiate NIL money is something that structurally will need to change over time. But right now the end of season is like a hand of Texas Hold'em from a negotiating standpoint. And for Texas that is a good and bad thing. So when folks say something like keep "so and so at any price!" You have to understand, how upping the paycheck of some, tends to drag up the paychecks of those less worthy. And at some point, you have to decide how much money you can allocate to what positions within your budget. Or can we just decide we can pay more than any team out there at ever position and pay our third stringers Ohio State level starter pay? I like the off season coaching moves, as I think the team needed to see some accountable heads roll after underperforming. I certainly don't like losing any potential pieces of the puzzle from the player side. But it's now part of the money landscape of college football. To be honest this off season/transfer portal is probably the most critical of Sark's time at the wheel.
  24. It’s not that he’d “rather lose,” like Stephen said, they’ll do a self evaluation of their performance, and decide that they did a great job and that there was some other factor that caused the season to go wrong. They’re still the best option to turn this thing around. If they fired themselves as GM they’d obviously lose way more games. That’s a how narcissists think.
  25. nnm replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    Obviously hasn’t hit puberty yet.
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