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  2. This has been quoted so much, that I was forced to think about the actual content. Think of the scope of this claim and how you won't see a fan anywhere else say this about a team anywhere else. This is the essence of my obsession with that cult-ure. They (TexAggies and their ilk) are so sure that they must be God's favorite themselves because of their purity, honor, courage, decency, and humility that their rival blasphemes by being better in every aspect aside from a few colleges within the universities. With this insane conviction, they are like inept, babbling stalkers who don't instill fear nearly so much as they invite ridicule. And you must keep an eye on them. Occasionally they come too close and must be shoved with force to the ground as a reminder that they are not facing the fairies they declare us to be. They respond like the Black Night in MP and the Holy Grail. Again, I'm talking about the Aggie cult not all Aggies. I think now the majority of their student body are students like anywhere else. Plenty of intelligent Aggies who feel the same about their school as I do about Texas post around here.
  3. Harry Wilson is better than Cody Gakpo
  4. My wife is, based here in Houston.
  5. I was on the East Coast moving from the ATL to my post-masters, big boy job. I remember the highs and lows of that game and barely sleeping before hitting the road in the morning
  6. It's super fun going from a team that rests guys against bad teams because they have enough talent to probably still win to a team that punts and rests guys against teams that they weren't going to beat anyway because they need all hands on deck to beat Utah.
  7. I am once again begging someone who knows Bobby and Gerry to teach them to moderate their podcast output. I know that they are the most informed outfit, so I go to their podcast feed this morning to get an update on the transfer portal while I make coffee and whatnot. Yesterday alone they released 7 podcasts ranging from 15 minutes to 1 hour and 50 minutes, all with transfer portal news in the title. It’s just insane and a complete deterrent to tuning in on a regular basis.
  8. I think that fight would end up like the cage match at the end of Bruno.
  9. It probably won’t matter but it doesn’t appear that the Texans are too concerned about today’s game. Nico has already been announced as a healthy scratch.
  10. Deion Sanders and Colorado DID IT AGAIN With MORE Transfer Portal Wins | Buffaloes News Here comes "Go Go" offense with Brennan Marion as new OC. Adding speed and hands from portal with 2 new WRs.
  11. Looks on. Nothing like getting caught with your pants down at that stadium
  12. I don’t blame Jaggy for asking for what he thinks he’s worth. I don’t blame Texas for making a firm offer that he could take and standing on it. I don’t blame Jaggy for deciding he’d rather try on the open market. I don’t blame Texas for letting him walk. That said, Jaggy McJaggerson can go get fucked and never make it out of obscurity for turning this into a victimhood, clubhouse lawyer play. He attempted to politic for his buddies to go in and take a stand for him to get what he thought he was due. He then went to the press and known writers who salivate over the opportunity to paint any blue blood as an evil machine. Then he cozies up with OU? Yeah, fuck you, dipshit. Go drop passes and be a wealthy redneck wannabe somewhere else.
  13. That is a sad list
  14. I’m expecting a few commitments by lunch time today. Is that much to ask?
  15. Party_Taco replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    This season is terrible… sticking around for the slim chance we see more of the lawyer on her back.
  16. tHAt wAs a LoNG tIMe aGO anD iT's aLL lEgAL nOw aNyWAy
  17. Wisconsin and George Mason were neutral (Daytona Beach), KSU was actually was in St Joseph, MO (??), ODU and Mich St were in Cherokee, NC 2 true road games, 5 neutral sites Texas has played 3 true road games an 3 neutral sites
  18. In an alternate universe where he took you up on the offer, ctj getting his ass kicked by Eric Nahlin in a parking lot might make for a new texags documentary.
  19. William Powell and Myrna Loy were a great pair. Love the Thin Man series. It’s humorous to see Bugonia listed above as an example of an original movie when it’s a remake of a South Korean movie
  20. The product I watched last night was completely unsatisfactory.
  21. Last year all they could talk about was how easy our schedule ended up being. This year, when they played the bottom of the conference, suddenly every sec game is a war again.
  22. veritas aequitas replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    I want to find a casino with those table brackets
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