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Stripes.  Still funny.  Droll Bill Murray is so good. 
 

Army recruiter:  all right, now if you’ll just give Uncle Sam your autographs right here....
 

Winger:  Sammy, get well soon  

 

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Ohhhh...l wish I was a loofah.

I didn’t know they could do that. 

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I just wish I hadn't drank all that cough medicine this morning...

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Posted (edited)

we're not parking it, we're abandoning it 

I sure hope this is the mess hall...how's it going, Eisenhower?  

I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it! 

Edited by Dennis Taylor

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So I thought, join the the army, why not its free... and you got what? one of those 6 to 8 week training programs? A real tough one, which is perfect for me. Im gonna walk out of here a lean mean fighting machine 

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Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.

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27 minutes ago, Dewey said:

So I thought, join the the army, why not its free... and you got what? one of those 6 to 8 week training programs? A real tough one, which is perfect for me. Im gonna walk out of here a lean mean fighting machine 

Not a line but the look of pretend shock on Bill Murray’s face when Ox allows that he might have a ‘slight weight problem‘ kills me every time 

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7 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Ohhhh...l wish I was a loofah.

He ad Lib’d that line ha 

Edited by tx 3 putt

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The narrative parallels between Stripes and Full Metal Jacket make for a great double feature. 

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Always loved how the film quality went to total shit during some scenes and wondered how/why that made it into the final cut.

Damn that mud wrestling scene captured my adolescent imagination #bonerjams

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have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor?  robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing. 

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 Now, are either of you homosexuals?
 

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You mean, like, flaming, or...

Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.

40 minutes ago, Lobo said:

No, but we are willing to learn. 

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Whoops, outta order.  That's what I get for waking up too early.

Son of bitch, shit! 

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C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin.

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin.

I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin 

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31 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Yeah, would they send us someplace special?

I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph...

 

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

I guess that's "no" on both. Now if you could just give Uncle Sam your autograph...

 

Da na na. Da na na. Da da -  da na na.

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