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Did you see the size of that gun he fired at us?  It was bigger than him.

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Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. 

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Mmm! Goddamn Jimmy this is some serious gourmet shit! Normally me and Vince would be happy with some freeze dried Taster’s Choice right but he springs this serious gourmet shit on us.
 

(Later verified by the Wolf’s nod when Jimmy makes him a cup.)

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Want some bacon?

I don't eat pork.

Are you Jewish?

No, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

Why not?

Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good.

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I wouldn't know because I don't eat the filthy mother fuckers.

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Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period

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