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smuggs

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  1. I was just looking at those game stats. Quinn was 24/38 for 349 yards. 3 TDs. Zero interceptions. This seems like a similar lead-up and I feel like he's due to really pull his cock out. Fuck Ohio State.
  2. I saw a Redditor astutely refer to this guy as "Melt Damon". Fucking awesome.
  3. What are the chances we get a Skip Bayless dick pic out of this drama.
  4. xxxxxx - Take off, you hoser.
  5. I gave them the same hair.
  6. Felt like the reimagined version had less rising but more cock.
  7. Can we make it the 6:30 kick, I still need to run by Costco for some new underwear.
  8. smuggs

    Bert!

    Kids with Art Garfunkel hair, apparently.
  9. smuggs

    Bert!

    Now you've done it.
  10. Emergency water table/aquifer penetration.
  11. All these motherfuckers freaking out at every single routine pass completion like the game was just won in septuple overtime. Tirico does the same shit on SNF. Calm the fuck down and call the game like an adult.
  12. deleted.
  13. I'm no pilot but it's astonishing to me that ~20 lb. goose can wipe out a ~75 ton aircraft. Although a nail through a car tire @ 80 mph can produce some crazy results so I guess it makes sense.
  14. Make sure to check the tire treads for any melded objects.
  15. My thoughts exactly. I'd add that Lily Rose was fantastic. I'd be surprised if she doesn't pick up an Oscar nod in a few weeks.
  16. Going tonight. Pumped.
  17. Mini-split is the answer. It will resolve the frozen pipe issue and condition your garage for year-round drinking. Do not underestimate the awesomeness of a ~70 degree garage in the middle of August.
  18. I thought most navy on navy incidents involved super horny pant dropping.
  19. I enjoyed the Superman Returns trailer with the Brando voice-over. Another example of great trailer/shit film.
  20. My body is ready.
  21. smuggs

    Power Pop

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