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MissingInAction

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  1. Thought this was gonna be a thread about boner problems.
  2. Just call it the World Cup of Assholes with the US, China, Russia, North Korea, and Belarus auto qualifying.
  3. A quick blitz then dig in for the winter and let the russians freeze.
  4. The action is top notch but the filler is almost unwatchable.
  5. Horse chicks are fucking weird. They will also ride your dick raw while crushing your hips.
  6. Get a coffee press. Thank me later.
  7. Had a trampoline during middle school. We always had a select group of well endowed young ladies over for trampoline tag. I cedit that miracle of technology for my first motor boat.
  8. It's good for our arteries. My cheeseburger cost $15 today. From short stop. I'm not a poor but thats unsustainable.
  9. Perfect timing on the delivery. This all showed up right when a lady friend arrived. We still talk, but its different.
  10. @Nicole44 is intrigued.
  11. Oh Paracox, I hardly knew you. Really lucky I didnt get a STD from all the coke fueled bathroom fucking I did there.
  12. At the Alamo Bowl tailgate years ago my jacket melted because I got too close to the firebox.
  13. Buffalo Trace is damn tasty over ice.
  14. I am regretting sending those pics to @hot4u.ru.
  15. I'm hoping a few countries offer open asylum to us once things are completely in the shitter. It also wouldn't surprise me if the regime wouldnt let anyone leave. Theres big farm i could live on owned by old friends of mine in Canada. Thats my go to if i have to bug out in a hurry.
  16. I would like to subscribe to your news letter.
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