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MissingInAction

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  1. Please quit quoting the cocksucker. If everyone ignores his stupidity then he doesnt exist.
  2. Predators rack up a lot of Ws leading up to the human they eventually lose to. See every Predator movie.
  3. I meant october. Its tough to keep track. Any recommendations for extended stay options near mda? Id need to bring my dog. The nurses always make a point to tell the women who visit they cant touch me due to the radiation.
  4. September most likely.
  5. Chemo cock is not conducive to fucking other than than the shiny scrotum. Quite breathtaking actually. I have a three day window between cycles to get my freak on.
  6. Thanks for the heads up king of koopa.
  7. Ill start radiation a month after my last cycle. He said it will be 3 weeks instead of the standard 5 because im taking the chemo so well.
  8. Good looking dog, but Luna would murder him over her stuff. That and she gets jealous of other dogs vying for my attention. Im definitely her human. Hope the pup finds a good home. God speed Chief. Say hi to Amber and all the others waiting for you across the rainbow bridge.
  9. What is she sniffing?
  10. Its these little moments that make it all worth it. Shes just been staring at me for a good thirty minutes. Flop ear perking up when i say her name.
  11. Yea i had a plastic AK. Because thats what the motherfucking Wolverines fought with. Also crafted a RPG out of pvc, cardboard, duct tape, and bottle rockets.
  12. Great og HBO movie from the peak cold war 80s propaganda bin.
  13. Thats what we in the public sector call double dipping. A big no no.
  14. Trump just got helo'd. Someone alert secret service.
  15. My dad used to send me to the corner stire on a riding lawn mower with a note for a pack of winstons and a 6er of high life.
  16. I imagine the orcs are down to balistas and trebuchets.
  17. I cant imagine a jury convicting them. Still absolutely cruel and heartless on th cunt da.
  18. Get me the Pinsky file! Frankly you just arent Pinsky material.
  19. So we're kicking out all the Chads now? Im good with that.
  20. Na na na! Na na na na na!
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