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Blotto

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  1. Like him or hate him, he makes cfb more interesting. hope he's not down more toes....
  2. levee broke?
  3. They got extra free booze, they were fine.
  4. read that as "cooch."
  5. They are pro athletes getting paid to switch schools at the drop of the hat. I agree people need to cut that shit out because even the pros don't deserve it, but the "They are kids and playing a sport they love and work their ass off for!" angle is long gone. They are pro athletes and will be treated like pro athletes.
  6. I'm still salty about letting Freddie scoot to LA, which was what really fucked us. Obviously wouldnt help with the bullpen meltdowns, but he was the heart of the Braves. Still, even in '21 we had a losing record at the end of July. Front office gonna have to make some moves.
  7. I always assumed incredulity's mom drank like Blutarsky when she was pregnant.
  8. Someone should tell those Louisville ball girls sitting in those miniskirts that their panties are getting some ESPN coverage. Or not.
  9. fantastic shotmaking
  10. this is good shit.
  11. Indeed, it's getting harder and harder to deny. What a fucking effort from alcaraz fighting of triple match point. Immediately after sinner broke alcaraz I threw a small entertainment wager on alcaraz at +600. When it was alcaraz serving 0-40,the odds got to +2800. I did not double down.
  12. How the fuck have they been playing for 3.5 hours at this level and Alvarez barely looks like he has broken a sweat? I just got back from a bike ride at the end of the third set and just now cooled down.
  13. this shot is sooooo fucking bad, lulz
  14. Definition of the "1000 yard stare"
  15. Yeah, I know its been this way for awhile, its just crazy how my brain rewires itself every year to expect games every two days. Check back next June, and I'll probably be bitching about my disappointment again.
  16. I've been operating all day under the premise that the next game was tonight. I'm pretty sure they've been pulling this 3 day between finals games bullshit for awhile now, but I'm so conditioned to the two day cadence that I forget every year. Fucking stupid they don't have a game tonight.
  17. I had a buddy whose family owned a place on puget sound. Tide went out on their rocky stretch of beach and it was a live oyster bed, thousands of em. There were weekends where we consume nothing but oysters, fresh crab, maybe some steaks and fucktons of ranier, whiskey, and weed. but dozens and dozens of oysters. I shed a tear when they sold the place last year.
  18. yeah this half is better than what i saw of the first half.
  19. Its fascinating to me that these two dickslaps are constantly fellated as being such alpha males by the magtards, when they are two of the biggest pussies on the planet.
  20. Congratulations ladies, you did the University proud
  21. Holy shit what a catch
  22. Do you guys think Greenspoint jacks off to a Helobious glamour shot, or the other way around?
  23. As far as I know, Tesla still requires NTSHA approval of FSD to launch their robotaxi service in Austin next week, and as of a couple of weeks ago they didnt have that. Trump could probably fuck with him here as that agency falls under that real world dipshit Sean Duffy. Bigger question is whether Elon even cares, of if he would just launch without NTSHA approval promising remote drivers are at the wheel observing all operations. (wink, wink)
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