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Your Mom

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  1. So we might lose the cornrows bill in that mess too? Thanks a lot Abbot.
  2. This sits well with me.
  3. Been reading your posts for years… never even dawned on me about the username.
  4. The family booked a Royal Caribbean out of Galveston. They insisted on a Galveston cruise because it’s easier, I insisted on RC over Carnival and I’ll just plan on it being like one of those nicer Walmarts. Got a balcony room. I don’t know or care where the stops are. It’s after school starts so should be no kids. Started planning a trip to Switzerland for next summer to help me cope.
  5. This news looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound sack.
  6. Chili is a dish. Using it as a condiment is for filthy savages.
  7. Unless their financial livelihood is based on it, people who become infuriated over the actions of message boards and social media apps should re-evaluate the path their life has taken. That shit is it really not as important as it’s made out to be.
  8. That’s where I’m at. I like Smartless enough to have listened to a dozen or so episodes of the podcast, but it’s always my plan B or C after I’ve gone through my other podcasts before my drive is done. I usually find myself wishing each episode was only about 30 minutes.
  9. That’s the standard to get benched? Be the greatest college qb of all-time or gtfo?
  10. If you’re skinny dipping with Rose, that bitch will hog the whole plank and let your ass drown amongst the icebergs.
  11. UPS takes this approach with parking tickets. Drivers get told to park right out front, right in a lane if necessary, and turn in all your parking tickets at the end of the shift. Paying all those parking fines is cheaper than slowing down the operation.
  12. Why would anybody click on that?
  13. I’m more likely to tell them the boarding cut off is about two hours after it actually is.
  14. I would’ve guessed trafficking or pedo over white-collar crime based on the before and after mugshot
  15. I’ve been angling for the resort for a couple months now, but I’m getting outvoted by other family members. I’m the first generation in my family to escape a long line of white trash, so some of the family is not as averse to floating Walmart as I am.
  16. Careful, she’ll still ban your ass from some dark long-lost corner of the internet.
  17. I wish something like that was in the cards but it’s not. My mom and sister are beach people. I couldn’t give a fuck about going to the beach for the rest of my life if it were up to me. My mom hasn’t traveled a whole lot in her life, so we’re trying to make it a great trip for her and it will need to be tropical.
  18. I’m being roped into taking my mom on a cruise with some other family for her 80th birthday. I’ve never been on a cruise. I don’t want to go on a cruise. What cruise lines and ports do I avoid to minimize my exposure to trashy people. And which do I seek out instead?
  19. If your username is accurate we are neighbors. And in that area $75k was the absolute bare-bones cheapest 15x30 rectangle basic gunnite pool with no extra decking I could find a year and a half ago. About $10k more when we added 15x18 ft of decking on the side. You’d get hung up on if you mentioned $30k for any project with any local builder.
  20. My son and I are mountain biking coast to coast across the highlands of Scotland next month. Dropping him off for college a couple weeks afterward. Younger son and I will fly out west and rent a car with some vague plans for a wherever-we-end-up road trip.
  21. I attended a Mississippi State baseball game a couple months ago and the only choice at the beer stand near me was Michelob Ultra and Bud Light. So I got two tall boys of Bud light and those Mississippi hillbillies looked at me like I had just fucked their dog for the rest of the game.
  22. Umm.. so we’re just gonna let this comment go? As the owner of a high pressure industrial strength bidet and also a strong personal commitment to having an immaculate bung… NO. You still gotta wipe, preferably with those wet wipes that piss off the guy who works at the water treatment plant. You cannot convince me that your bidet is strong enough to get it white-glove-inspection clean, so to speak.
  23. Kind of, but my understanding is that GPT4 is different. It’s able to not only regurgitate knowledge, but also learn new tasks it has never been taught before and often learning those tasks faster than a human could.
  24. I read yesterday that in December 2022 GPT-4 took the bar exam and failed spectacularly. Four months later they had it take it again and it got a top 10% score. It’s gathering knowledge at an alarming rate.
  25. I feel like I’ve had a fairly adventurous life, but a 300 mile hike is a hell of a lot more than I’ve ever done. My oldest son wants to hike the AT and for me to tag along, but I am quite certain that by two weeks in I’d be completely over it. Honestly I don’t think I would even want to section hike an entire trail like that or the PCT, but cherry picking the best spots one at a time is something I’d enjoy.
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