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Your Mom

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  1. He should make a flip flop version and call them golden shower shoes.
  2. Are you wearing a robe and wizard hat?
  3. Is being roughly 24% of a light year off not close enough for government work?
  4. “and definitely rent-free in the heads of our opponents.” Love it. Can’t wait to see horns down all year every game next year.
  5. That’s too much logic. People vote against their own interests by the millions every cycle.
  6. Most laundrymats offer the service. 3putt is right about the charge. A full average sized laundry basket is going to be somewhere between 10 and 20 pounds. So it’s going to cost you $10-$30 per basket depending on how full it is. I did it for a while and found I hate running errands to drop off and pick up even more than I hate doing laundry.
  7. I’d like to give her my total package.
  8. Most of the worlds problems could be solved with that.
  9. Kiffin be like…
  10. There’s got to be some sort of software help on things like that right? Like maybe overlaying a grid and editing the photo down to just a fuzzy blur and recreating the dark and light spots in each grid square or something? Or are people just talented enough to make shit like that freehand?
  11. I wish I could hear a Carlin retort to people who need to mansplain why his joke isn’t mathematically sound.
  12. Multiple kid exclusion denied.
  13. Flores taco shack is solid. El Rey, further down the road, not so much.
  14. The NFL is pushing her too much but all the manufactured rage about it is weird. There’s plenty more annoying things going on at NFL games than her. Every Mahomes commercial for example…. He’s such a douchebag. His commercials are cringier than her in a suite.
  15. I have a Barazta Encore. It works good, never had a problem, been using it for 5 years or so. I do pour over at home so i never really change the grind size. I can’t remember why I chose it but I tend to research things a lot before I buy. Before this I’ve only had a Porlex hand grinder so I can’t really compare the Encore to anything else. Still use the Porlex for camping trips.
  16. Man I get it that this is Surly and we all say edgy shit we probably wouldn’t repeat to every audience, but this sounds like a serious statement you meant from the heart. You are a garbage human being. Let me guess, you claim to be Christian as well?
  17. I thought we had another thread for dating apps. But I’d say a nice smile in your profile pic is key. Good luck and be safe.
  18. Mira Sorvino did it better.
  19. Maybe just volunteer with your favorite charitable organization.
  20. That looks like what the future version of Marty McFly would’ve been driving.
  21. Not one person on this board believes all guns should be illegal.
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