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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. My favorite part of the prayer before Friday's game is that they made sure to sneak in "the Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic" in there. Gotta make sure the title sponsor gets mentioned, you know, just like Jesus would want.
  2. I'm on my phone so it's hard to tell, but I think I see Gandhi on her lapel.
  3. That tornado isn't sending its best.
  4. Gotta make sure to get the corporate sponsorship mentioned in the pre-game prayer. Just like Jesus would want.
  5. What's Adolph Rupp doing these days? He may not want to switch to another SEC school, but he'll listen if we back up the money truck.
  6. You get that many surlyites together and there will be way more hot air than that.
  7. A little odd that the pool boy is coming over in this weather.
  8. Don't give him any ideas, because then he'll start selling off naming rights and we'll be stuck with the AT&T Gulf Sponsored By Crypto.com
  9. Not a self-respecting one. But we're talking about Ted, so ...
  10. I just want to point out that Maria Taylor is hella fine.
  11. I'm logged into the espn app and it's telling me "This game will start at 7:00 PM." It's 7:13, motherfuckers!
  12. I am confident in saying that "Nuggative Nelly" might be the worst ad campaign in history.
  13. Cameraman shows us some moron with a Christmas tree on his head, but covers up the two hotties in front of him with a stat graphic. Be better, ESPN.
  14. I never have understood this trope. If someone shows up and says their going to take care of my work, but I'll still get my normal salary, then I'm not going to raise a fuss.
  15. Tessitore is the most ESPN announcer on ESPN. He starts the broadcast with a storyline and no matter what happens in the game, he sticks to that storyline. I knew before the game started that he was going to talk about Skattebo all game. If Skattebo had gotten hurt in the first quarter, Galindo would spend the rest of the game asking, "How can Arizona St continue without their star running back, the heart and soul of their offense?" He just picks one thing to obsess over and never lets it go.
  16. It needs to be postponed. You can't have 80,000 people come together a mile away from where a major terrorist attack took place less than 24 hours ago when we still don't know if this guy had any accomplices.
  17. I'd be cool with getting the Mizzou kicker here by Wednesday.
  18. There's no doubt that the NFL is much more popular than the NBA, but you have to take those numbers with a huge grain of salt, since they came from Netflix. Netflix claimed that people from over 200 countries watched NFL games on Christmas, which is a little odd seeing as the United Nations only recognizes 195 countries. So either Netflix is fudging their numbers or they're recognizing breakaway republics in Southeastern Kg-hifa-yourmom-istan as independent countries.
  19. Greg Gumbel getting in right under the wire.
  20. Oh most definitely. However, I would also pay good money to sit in a room and have her read bad things about me, such as what a naughty boy I've been and so forth.
  21. We're not suggesting that fast-food workers should make six figures. We just trying to give someone working 40 hours a week a small break so they can hopefully save some money and flourish. Let me make an analogy that might help: imagine if rep was money and a poster was struggling with getting rep (or money, in this case). It would be like a user creating a sock account just to give themselves more rep. It wouldn't be enough for them to become the highest repped poster, but it would keep them out of the red. But what am I saying? My analogy is a little silly, because no one would ever do something like that. RIght?
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