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Brisketexan

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  1. Pretty sure that even the Pope’s intercession won’t help the Cowboys.
  2. Counterpoint: fuck em all. They probably voted for Trump. Take care of yourself, and arm up to fend off the zombie trumpers. That’s it, that’s your full prep. If they need food, water, help removing debris….thoughts and prayers.
  3. You should wife/sex/whatever it takes your neighbor lady. That’s a solid duo there.
  4. It will definitely be both. He is the worst of all worlds. And of course, let’s set aside the over-the-top infinite hypocrisy of “make America healthy again by emphasizing nutrition and whole foods, and staying away from processed foods and additives”….which was EVIL WOKE COMMUNISM when a black woman merely suggested it, but is now common sense brilliance when proposed by people elbow-deep in the “let’s sell unproven and unregulated supplements” game. Fucking amazing. If it’s grift, it’s GOOD, if it’s simply an interest in the common good for altruistic reasons, it’s COMMUNISM.
  5. If you’re gonna commit to the bit….COMMIT TO THE BIT: I dare you.
  6. Well, now that sweep of the stros makes sense. The freaking POPE was praying against em. They never had a chance.
  7. My suggestion is a Tuesday. Lowest traffic day.
  8. This is how any actual journalistic entity should be writing all headlines about the regime's actions. Dead-on, balls-accurate. Start fucking calling it like it is.
  9. Just saw that she was actually released. Color me quite shocked.
  10. "The generative AI tools allow FDA scientists and subject-matter experts to spend less time on tedious, repetitive tasks that often slow down the review process." You know.....tasks like verifying the accuracy and sourcing of data, shit like that.
  11. Loser. I'm only all-in on this strategy if AI can generate a companion with outstanding tits. Wait.... .....shit. I'm doomed, aren't I?
  12. But....I mean....there's THREE types of hummus available! Heard em again, missed seeing em again.
  13. Oh, fuck Texas too. We deserve it. Yeah, all of us. Fuck it, we're in this boat, and the only way for people to get how fucking bad it is, is when it goes down taking all hands with it.
  14. "NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW" In-groups, who the law protects but does not bind, and out-groups, who the law binds but does not protect. Exhibit eleventy billion. Being lectured on "no one is above the law" by this fucking clown mob is so rich.
  15. So....something that sounded a whole lot like a low-flying fighter hauling ass just flew by downtown (just west of downtown, I think, I never got eyes on it). Sounded F-16-ish -- bottom line, it was a jet, close and hauling ass. Anyone know what it was?
  16. Exactly. Get. Fucking. Fucked. "Yes you did!" meme here.
  17. Now, Mrs. Brat's activity on her Onlyfans page, however......
  18. Stop encouraging violence? How's a fella supposed to make a living? BOXING PROMOTERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!
  19. It is. You would surely have a crapload of company.
  20. Yep. Here's the test: will they comply with the order?
  21. Well, it kind of did....in the central city. We can thank that broader movement for the fact that our roads and infrastructure suck shit through a straw and haven't changed very much in 30 years, for example. And we can thank them for making sure no affordable housing gets built where it can actually help (you know....in the actual city). Instead, all that Austin builds is $500k minimum one-bedroom apartments in downtown highrises. Austin's death of affordability and ascent to the World Tech Douchebro Capital owes a giant debt of gratitude to the SOS crowd. As does the explosive growth of the environs (Kyle, Buda, Dripping, RR, Hutto, Taylor, Manor, etc.) Thanks, performative leftist NIMBYs!
  22. Because...and this is important....the "Save our Springs" movement is 100X more focused on performative, self-congratulatory bullshit than actually producing environmentally beneficial outcomes. It's much more gratifying to just hate "developers" and all "development" than to actually examine the threats to the environment and water quality and tackle the low-hanging fruit. Like many causes aligned with the traditional "left," being performative is more important than being pragmatic and getting the best result reasonably obtainable. See, e.g., muslim voters in Dearborn, Michigan.
  23. There is better than a 90% chance that these posts accurately predicted the future that will be here in 60-120 days. Except he will ALSO simultaneously claim victory, and that the tariffs worked and were brilliant.....and also, he had nothing to do with them. He's not a complex creature. Just pure, low-IQ id running around, with no checks on it.
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