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What better way to follow up a Tom Herman coached game than a Jason Garrett coached game? Fuck yeah!!

28 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

What better way to follow up a Tom Herman coached game than a Jason Garrett coached game? Fuck yeah!!

Ugh.  I can't recall a time when both the Longhorns and Cowboys were both kicking ass simultaneously.  But I can recall too many when both were utter shit, with terrible coaching and bad leadership.  

I guess the 1995 season was good for both, except it's tough to get the taste of that awful Sugar Bowl debacle against VaTech out of my mouth.

Dare someone say it- is this a must win situation? 

No stafford. If we can’t win today, when can we expect a win? 

Edited by Mossyhorn

1 minute ago, Mossyhorn said:

Dare someone say it- is this a must win situation? 

No stafford. If we can’t win today, when can we expect a win? 

When’s the last time we beat a back-up QB?  We always fucking lose these games because Garrett will go extra conservative, Lions will stay in it and develop a belief they can win, we’ll tighten up and double down on our usual stupid f’ng mistakes, we’ll need one defensive stop for a chance to win - which we’ll naturally blow, and they’ll end up winning. 

Unfortunately, that's a good prediction.  I can see why you're BigVegasHorn.  The 26th one at that.

6 minutes ago, Mossyhorn said:

Dare someone say it- is this a must win situation? 

No stafford. If we can’t win today, when can we expect a win? 

If we can’t win today with New England on the horizon next week, jerruh might actually do the unthinkable and fire Garrett on the spot. Won’t happen though. Lions defense is arguably the worst in the league, and even with Stafford playing MVP caliber they have 3 wins. We’ll win, we’ll cover, and they’ll pretend like everything is ok because we beat yet another really bad team

Lions wearing white jerseys at home, first time in 48 years. I expect the Cowboys to come out flat and then make it a game.

Dude, fuck all these teams for making us where our blues lol. I don’t get it. I still have no idea why we wore them last week though. That was our choice.

Edited by youdunnf'dup

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Chances that this backup QB for the Lions looks like Tom Brady?

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Chances that this backup QB for the Lions looks like Tom Brady?

100%

Go Lions...  fuck it, put another nail in Garrett's coffin. 

Driscol is decent but the lions suck in general. The Defense is the worst I have ever seen from the lions and that is including 0-16. I thought Fat Pat's specialty was D. FML 

 

Lions 13 Cowboys 38

How can anyone watch this Fox pregame ? They are a bunch of clowns yelling at you trying to be funny with no real insight.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

What better way to follow up a Tom Herman coached game than a Jason Garrett coached game? Fuck yeah!!

I’m surly

ha fucking ha. maybe just maybe this loss will get us what we need.

we haven't seen this QB so of course Garrett/Marinelli/Richard are going to get pantsed.

that is PI

Tom Herman and Jason Garrett should be locked in a 20x20 concrete room with one 6 inch knife in the middle of it.

Grossly overpaid albatross of a contract lazy fuck running back screwing up? CHECK

Other team has a backup quarterback so let's let them move right down and punch it in the end zone on the ground? CHECK

 

Yep, it's a  Jerry Jones made and Jason Garrett coached team all right. 

Edited by Junior Miller

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Bo Scarbrough revenge game

Revenge? Hell Garrett cutting him was doing him a favor. 

what a clusterfuck. this team is so fucking dumb and poorly coached.

Just leave Jason in Detroit.  Old man too, that's where he had his greatest achievement in football.

please please let Garrett get fired after this game.  

What a team. You loosey, goosey bunch a fellas. We got this. Fuck off for the first half. Go to the sidelines so Clappy can give you your "it's okay" slap on the ass. Repeat when necessary

Just manning up and no one can get open early.  Nothing complicated, but Lions' secondary is outplaying our receivers.

Any player that gets block in the back penalty more than twice in a season should be cut for low IQ.

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