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10 minutes ago, WBT said:

I wonder why he didn't move to the outfield tonight

I was asking myself the same question.

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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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15 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

I believe that's either 9 or 10 in a row retired for Raley over last 2 appearances.

Ten in a row. Hasn't allowed a baserunner since last Friday's game at San Diego.

Rangers and Dbacks doing us no favors tonight.

8 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Rangers and Dbacks doing us no favors tonight.

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Great job by the bullpen tonight.

25 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Winning season.  Low bar, but it’s a milestone.  

This is like Mack congratulating the ‘05 team for becoming bowl eligible after the 6th game 

10 runs on 16 hits and not a single one went over the fence. Not something you see out of the Astros too often.

18 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

10 runs on 16 hits and not a single one went over the fence. Not something you see out of the Astros too often.

You’re not wrong but not completely surprising giving we’re average in HRs (11th in the majors), but lead the majors in BA, OBP and strike out the fewest

50 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Rangers and Dbacks doing us no favors tonight.

I hear you, but I'm pulling for A's and Mariners for the WC and Red Sox/Yankee/Toronto collapse.  Tonight helped.

Framber is smart, he is getting all of his shitty starts out of the way now when he knows we will score 10.  What is his curveball spin rate post crackdown?

12 hours ago, Bregs said:

I hear you, but I'm pulling for A's and Mariners for the WC and Red Sox/Yankee/Toronto collapse.  Tonight helped.

Same, although I wouldn't mind Toronto making it.  But I've been dreaming of a Yankee/Sawks free playoffs for decades.

I think it's pretty safe to say the Astros won't make history with *four consecutive 100+ win seasons, unless they finish 18-4 over their last 22 games.

None of you will be surprised to learn this but the Astros are five games under their pythag ex-W/L record of 87-53. The league's "luckiest" team according to ex-W/L is Seattle at +12 and an expected 65-76 record. 

The Dodgers look like baseball's best team right now and are 4th worst in BRef Luck category at -6 and an ex-W/L of 95-47. It would be such a shame if they get knocked out in a one-game wild card playoff.....

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24 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Warp speed from the DeathStar

 

 

this line up fucks !!!!!

hope we hit that next level for the playoffs 

 

rob reiner lol GIF by Maudit

7 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

The Dodgers look like baseball's best team right now

 

what's their record v winning teams ?

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

what's their record v winning teams ?

43-34

 

And they are 22-8 over their last 30 games, best in MLB. 

 

Fuck the Dodgers though.

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2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

43-34

 

i agree, they're hands down the best team in the wild card race. one game playoff games are screwy man. 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i agree, they're hands down the best team in the wild card race. one game playoff games are screwy man. 

The Giants have been playing out of their minds as well. 21-9 over their last 30, 43-32 vs +.500 teams, and only +3 in the "luck" category. One of those two teams is going to be in a one-game playoff scenario and hopefully it's the Dodgers and they get their asses beat. 

2022 will be his year !! — From the Houston Astros, RHP Forrest Whitley who underwent Tommy John surgery on March 17, has reported to the Astros Complex in Florida and has began a throwing program.

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20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

2022 will be his year !! — From the Houston Astros, RHP Forrest Whitley who underwent Tommy John surgery on March 17, has reported to the Astros Complex in Florida and has began a throwing program.

Who?

A’s blow a 6-2 lead to the Rangers. Their pitching has fallen apart. 

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Chas would have had that. Right @Gourmand?

Not a chance, and I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY MEYERS SLANDER*

Good throw to hold Ohtani at third.

 

 

 

 

*except in the pursuit of good-natured jinxing

Horns and Astros getting shut out at the same time.  Good times.  

Damn, what's wrong with Uncle Mike?  And why Siri as the replacement instead of Chas?

Tying run to the plate.  Too bad it's Garrett Stubbs.  28 man roster and we still have to let him take this AB?

Y'all keep talking shit about Stubbs!!  My favorite Astro Stubbs since Franklin!

Tying runs in scoring position.

Damn, Tuve takes strike 3.  All up to Chas.

This was fucking bullshit by the HPU on the Altuve at bat at 2-0 count. 

 

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Oh shit. We’re not making the playoffs, are we?

 

Good escape LMJ

Let's go Bregs, make him pay for these walks.

Or not

Ted!!

TK just said that the Texans won today and Blum added that they beat rookie QB Joey Lawrence.  Whoa!

Damn, that was a windmill-like send.

Damn, that was a windmill-like send.

He’s probably still drunk from watching the horns football game last night

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