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13 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

They’ve only “won more games than Texas” during that period because they played more FCS (DII) schools than any other FBS (DI) school has.

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FYI FCS teams are still Division I and were previously referred to as DI-AA and FBS teams DI-A. Division II teams are an entirely different level. For the most part, the primary difference between FCS and FBS is the number of scholarships the schools give out and amount of money the schools commit to their football budgets.

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1 minute ago, Hairy Biped said:

FYI FCS teams are still Division I and were previously referred to as DI-AA and FBS teams DI-A.

We know. Aggy loves playing D2 teams.

The difference to an FBS team is negligible. They should play neither.

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

We know. Aggy loves playing D2 teams.

The difference to an FBS team is negligible. They should play neither.

No it's not. DII is nowhere near the level of FCS. Making a claim like that makes this board look worse than the goons on txgags. Texas doesn't have to hide behind anything. Our standard is, and always should be higher. We aren't them and shouldn't lower ourselves to their level.

You might be taking this message board a little too seriously.

They were better than us all the years they didn't play us. So, by that standard, they've really closed the gap from the Big 12 days.

People just don't understand!

2 hours ago, Hairy Biped said:

No it's not. DII is nowhere near the level of FCS.

Then the aggies should quit bottom feeding. D2 is unbecoming of an SEC school. I realize that’s what makes them feel better. Whoop!

23 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Then the aggies should quit bottom feeding. D2 is unbecoming of an SEC school. I realize that’s what makes them feel better. Whoop!

Sure they should, but they aren't playing D2 teams. They're playing D1 teams. FCS and FBS are both D1 teams and it's stupid to suggest otherwise, jokingly or not.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

They were better than us all the years they didn't play us. So, by that standard, they've really closed the gap from the Big 12 days.

People just don't understand!

Bursting their bubble was pure heroin, like an abused little devil escaping into their headspace, so did aggie... they honest to goodness daydreamed winning all the games they skipped, in their heads they won them all even during the losing Jimbo season. That is why June 2021 was their 9/11, that psychological survival strategy was over and done.

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6 hours ago, Hairy Biped said:

Sure they should, but they aren't playing D2 teams. They're playing D1 teams. FCS and FBS are both D1 teams and it's stupid to suggest otherwise, jokingly or not.

OK, buddy. Aggies love them some D2 and seem upset about teasing them about it.

23 hours ago, The University said:

this dumbass is only about promoting his fake ass shit from the back seat of a broken down yet fully re-tasseled '87 hyundai excel that's been at the mcdonald's lot by highway 6 and westheimer for the past decade.

Well, that is where he works obviously.

6 hours ago, linux said:

Bursting their bubble was pure heroin, like an abused little devil escaping into their headspace, so did aggie... they honest to goodness daydreamed winning all the games they skipped, in their heads they won them all even during the losing Jimbo season. That is why June 2021 was their 9/11, that psychological survival strategy was over and done.

Good post.

It brings to mind how they thought they were somehow instantly elevated in quality by merely adding the SEC patch to their uniforms. SEC teams are better; we are SEC, therefore we are better than we were ten minutes ago. Their habit of stolen valor is omnipresent.

The second thing is the myth of the SEC grind. It can be a tough conference, no doubt. The myth is that it takes years to adapt to it and entering it will be a shocking revelation. I think the TexAggies expected us to only have half a team to field at the end of our first season. The sips would be nice and softened up like the bull in the arena awaiting the final challenge of the matador. The Aggies, playing to be in the SEC championship game, would drive in the sword and bring Varsity to its knees. That went differently than they hoped. But, there is next year.

Then, your apt comparison to 9/11. Of course, their revenge was the usual Aggie flop.

Soon to be financially-secure-for-years Mike Elko made finishing the theme of this season's effort. SEC championship on the line. Undefeated Aggies come to Memorial, blah blah blah. They definitely generated a Fightin' Texas Aggie finish to their season.

If we win our bowl, it will be a long dark winter rebuilding the rollercoaster under the direction of William Liucci and all those whose asses are red. Reed's improving in the Spring. The new OL is better than the 2025 one. Look out for Terry Bussey (if he decides to stay)! Will we finally have the Wrecking Crew back?

Off season entertainment for everyone.

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Apologies to those who read the first version. I conflated two games. Massive confusion. Skyscrapers toppling over. Albertson's buys HEB. Cataclysm.

8 hours ago, Hairy Biped said:

Sure they should, but they aren't playing D2 teams. They're playing D1 teams. FCS and FBS are both D1 teams and it's stupid to suggest otherwise, jokingly or not.

I have an aggy acquaintance that looks forward to going the FCS games in BCS and brags about the win on SM while whooping it up. So yes, there is a market for these games for them.

On 12/27/2025 at 4:03 PM, tejas60 said:

They take their ring off for one thing, and one thing only.

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I would have guessed sheep fisting.

12 hours ago, Hairy Biped said:

FYI FCS teams are still Division I and were previously referred to as DI-AA and FBS teams DI-A. Division II teams are an entirely different level. For the most part, the primary difference between FCS and FBS is the number of scholarships the schools give out and amount of money the schools commit to their football budgets.

You’re right. I’ve been on pain meds post surgery for a while and screwed that up.

Still, they’re playing more FCS teams than anyone in the nation since 2011 and 76A34F15-3F5E-4660-AE85-5FB395AD3478.gif

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7 hours ago, linux said:

Bursting their bubble was pure heroin, like an abused little devil escaping into their headspace, so did aggie... they honest to goodness daydreamed winning all the games they skipped, in their heads they won them all even during the losing Jimbo season. That is why June 2021 was their 9/11, that psychological survival strategy was over and done.

teehee

Their 9/11

8 hours ago, linux said:

That is why June 2021 was their 9/11, that psychological survival strategy was over and done.

CBS - notoriously left wing right now

aggy - still notoriously smooth brained

I heard the liberal DEI-focused networks are going to force the aggies to only have male cheerleaders.

14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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And, yet, we all sit through talking heads for each one of those organizations sucking aggy off like their bonuses were tied to jizz jar fill rates anytime Gomer stumbles onto a cupcake schedule resulting in their rollercoaster car inching just a bit higher up the scaffolding.

47 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Their values say only give a Trans Am to a worthy player. Their morals say do not dirty yourself with Whataburger bags instead Fed-Ex the payments. Their ethics say that you only shovel shit on the Texas band and their god fearing ways makes them righteous when they are racist and homophobic.

2 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I would have guessed sheep fisting.

No worries. It will eventually be retrieved as a cock ring.

Whoa there, hoss.

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You mean hearsay about other quiet agreements led you to assume you had a similar agreement even though it was never discussed? You think a gentleman's agreement is wholly unspoken and transferrable?

You got over your skis using that term. A gentleman's agreement is generally done with a handshake after discussing terms. It's not an assumption that you have an agreement because other people do. Bowtie was more than a little dishonest.

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Nope, you made foolish assumptions and/or stated them to Aggies to pump yourselves up. You're not the arbiters of SEC culture. You're wannabes who assumed a seat near the head of the table and got tossed out of it.

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And they'll laugh him out of their offices after asking WTF is wrong with you? We don't lie to ourselves about agreements nobody ever made. None of this stuff is in writing because nobody wanted to permanently commit to it. Now go get you shine box!

12 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They were better than us all the years they didn't play us. So, by that standard, they've really closed the gap from the Big 12 days.

People just don't understand!

aggy is undefeated in games they never played or qualified for. whoop!

57 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Their values say only give a Trans Am to a worthy player. Their morals say do not dirty yourself with Whataburger bags instead Fed-Ex the payments. Their ethics say that you only shovel shit on the Texas band and their god fearing ways makes them righteous when they are racist and homophobic.

There goes that fucking DEI bullshit again!

14 hours ago, Hairy Biped said:

FYI FCS teams are still Division I and were previously referred to as DI-AA and FBS teams DI-A. Division II teams are an entirely different level. For the most part, the primary difference between FCS and FBS is the number of scholarships the schools give out and amount of money the schools commit to their football budgets.

In other words….the poors & inconsequential.

1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

I heard the liberal DEI-focused networks are going to force the aggies to only have male cheerleaders.

Even Bravo thinks that is too gay.

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