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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That's not how it is?  

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Minus the gun that is my breakfast.
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7 hours ago, ERhine said:

 


It’s a good documentary.

 

Isn't this from the documentary about Houston rap done by that Euro dude?

14 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Thought I was in the Steel Shank thread for a moment.  

The hot chocolate would be replaced with a Bud Light, toast replaced with biscuits and it would require about five more eggs.

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Isn't this from the documentary about Houston rap done by that Euro dude?


Screwed in Houston. Documentary from Vice. It’s available on YouTube I think.
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3 minutes ago, ERhine said:

 


Screwed in Houston. Documentary from Vice. It’s available on YouTube I think.

 

Yep that is the one I am thinking of. He spent a lot of time in Southpark talking to the SPC.

32 minutes ago, LonghornJones said:

Well, WHAT HAPPENED??

He fixed the cable.

23 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Oh yeah? What if it was a church picnic?

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Dude must be loaded, all those kids outfitted with designer clothes
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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We know what you would do bro...

 

 

31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Nice meth sores

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Pullout game weak?



Does doing it all guarantee anal?

You can cook and clean up and get anything you want, or you can do any two in the list and get sex. Does not compute. Wives and the stupid shit...

You can cook and clean up and get anything you want, or you can do any two in the list and get sex. Does not compute. Wives and the stupid shit...


It’s intentional so that doing the wrong combo would cancel sex/BJs out completely.

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