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6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Buyer: Where do I meet you to buy the drugs?

This guy (above):  At the park.  Bring lots of 20s.

Buyer: What do you look like?

This guy: I have lots of tattoos - including on my scalp because I'm bald, I wear white.  I'll be squatting instead of sitting on a bench.  You can't miss me.

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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“God Dammit!!!!   Is there a Ralph’s around here?” 

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2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

only pick one

 

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Out of these shit ass places? I'd pass on them all but if you make me choose, I'll do Red Lobster. Just on the cheddar biscuits alone.

Now if I am really drunk, then I'd pick Waffle House.

This is called the 'Spread challenge'
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The hood is “watching”

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I wouldn't pay money for any of those four restaurants. If someone else was paying I guess I'd choose Red Lobster.

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This is when I say “is somebody baking cookies?”
46 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Damn, that should would hurt damn bad on the bottom of the big toe and along that tendon  

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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It would've been nice if he would've intervened before the murder/suicide....but what do I know. 

Look, you want to him to save humanity or get work as a temporary Child Services case officer?  Pick your battles.  

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13 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It would've been nice if he would've intervened before the murder/suicide....but what do I know. 

I always chuckle when someone's house burns down and there was a bible or cross left and they say "god is so good!!".

You always chuckle?  Remember the old saying, if you know someone's whose house burns down, you know an unfortunate person.  If you know several people's whose homes have burned down, you're an arsonist.  

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Focus on the three colored dots on the girl's nose for 30 seconds without blinking, and then lift your head to the ceiling and blink fast.

Did you see the real picture of the girl in color on the ceiling?

No, but on my ceiling, I did see the album art from Dave Matthew's "remember two things"  

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So it was the little girls fault her dad pulled a murder suicide? She denied gods existence and god denied her a family?

I really need Einstein to explain this.

I like the random '66% of you won't post this'. Gonna need a source for that number, champ.

Evidently, the meme-master who made this classic is dead. I'm seeing it all over Facebook, but nobody's actually saying who he was or what he died of. Still worth reposting, though, 'cuz some classics are too good to let die.

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4 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

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Focus on the three colored dots on the girl's nose for 30 seconds without blinking, and then lift your head to the ceiling and blink fast.

Did you see the real picture of the girl in color on the ceiling?

Someone far more educated than me better explain that shit.  It's scary, now imma have nightmares.

i always wondered what happened to the actual boat behind that Aggie pickup truck that sank at the public ramp.  

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