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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook


Vic Mackey

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6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Buyer: Where do I meet you to buy the drugs?

This guy (above):  At the park.  Bring lots of 20s.

Buyer: What do you look like?

This guy: I have lots of tattoos - including on my scalp because I'm bald, I wear white.  I'll be squatting instead of sitting on a bench.  You can't miss me.

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13 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It would've been nice if he would've intervened before the murder/suicide....but what do I know. 

I always chuckle when someone's house burns down and there was a bible or cross left and they say "god is so good!!".

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You always chuckle?  Remember the old saying, if you know someone's whose house burns down, you know an unfortunate person.  If you know several people's whose homes have burned down, you're an arsonist.  

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4 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

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Focus on the three colored dots on the girl's nose for 30 seconds without blinking, and then lift your head to the ceiling and blink fast.

Did you see the real picture of the girl in color on the ceiling?

Someone far more educated than me better explain that shit.  It's scary, now imma have nightmares.

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