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I sure hope all of these misspelled stickers keep her warm tonight!

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Just saw this on fb marketplace

 

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3 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

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I don't get it.  And I love "South Park" 

4 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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So that’s a lib’s t-shirt?  How does a conservative obtain lib jizz?

you handle the magazine long enough, you'll drain the clip dry.  Least...that's what Dan Patrick espouses.  

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5 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:


So that’s a lib’s t-shirt?  How does a conservative obtain lib jizz?

Yeah, that doesn't seem too well thought out.  It meets the thread topic threshold.  

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On 2/17/2021 at 6:27 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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Shit I was almost like that today. Sunny, above freezing. I was in shorts and a hoodie but damn near took it off. It was a heat wave today compared to this whole week.

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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I don’t think cum would be a very good lubricant.  There’s nothing wrong with him liking to jack off men though.

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5 hours ago, Lobo said:

I don't get it.  And I love "South Park" 

I think it’s making fun of liberals for being upset about Ted Cruz’s blunder. Conservatives remain bad at comedy. No cloak room. 

5 hours ago, Irieguy said:

I think it’s making fun of liberals for being upset about Ted Cruz’s blunder. Conservatives remain bad at comedy. No cloak room. 

don’t be fatuous, jeffrey. 

17 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

^^^^ Needs swangers

Stumbling over, cracking your shin on, getting gouged, etc., by a swanger when you get up to piss in the middle of the night is a pretty inexcusable self-own to inflict on yourself, especially in that tiny little bedroom. 

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6 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Stumbling over, cracking your shin on, getting gouged, etc., by a swanger when you get up to piss in the middle of the night is a pretty inexcusable self-own to inflict on yourself, especially in that tiny little bedroom. 


Hell, what’s there already could be an issue. 

Was looking for the little girl who throws up the horns in her barbie car but it's gone.

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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With help from my gf

1. Mickey Mouse
2. Daffy Duck
3. Fred flinstone
4. Ren and Stimpy
5. Bart Simpson
6. Spongebob
7. Felix the cat
8. Road Runner
9. Marge Simpson
10. Yogi Bear
11. Stewie
12. Popeye
13. Mr. Crabs
14. Charlie Brown
15. Coyote
16. Tinker bell
17. Mighty Mouse
18. BullWinkle
19. Odie
20. Goofy
21. Squidward
22. Dexter
23. Snoopy
24. Mojo Jojo
25. Olive oil
26. Pink panther
27. Betty boop
28. Arnold
29. Casper
30. Poindexter and Peabody
31. Taz
32. Bobby
33. Pinky and the Brain
34. Donald Duck

55 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

With help from my gf

1. Mickey Mouse
2. Daffy Duck
3. Fred flinstone
4. Ren and Stimpy
5. Bart Simpson
6. Spongebob
7. Felix the cat
8. Road Runner
9. Marge Simpson
10. Yogi Bear
11. Stewie
12. Popeye
13. Mr. Crabs
14. Charlie Brown
15. Coyote
16. Tinker bell
17. Mighty Mouse
18. BullWinkle
19. Odie
20. Goofy
21. Squidward
22. Dexter
23. Snoopy
24. Mojo Jojo
25. Olive oil
26. Pink panther
27. Betty boop
28. Arnold
29. Casper
30. Poindexter and Peabody
31. Taz
32. Bobby
33. Pinky and the Brain
34. Donald Duck

Am I missing a joke? 34 is clearly Marvin the Martian. 

16 is also Wilma, just sayin. 
 

Only one I wasn’t 100% sure on was 32, but only because for me it could be close to one of a couple. Also, I knew mojo and could see him but his name slipped me when I was looking. Half credit I guess.

 

 

What a fitting tribute to a life well lived by Alejandro.  And it would appear his nuts have a final resting place.  

So is that a tribute, or some sort of thing akin to the old “keeps his nuts in her purse” type of deal?

 

Would be amusing to hear her thoughts on that decision when she’s 60.

 

 

11 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

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Her chins already look like a ball sack; not sure why she needed another set. 

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