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On 6/30/2021 at 9:51 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Good to see Fitlump being out among the people

5 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Good to see Fitlump being out among the people

 

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5 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

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aren’t those things still available?

Yup. Kids just had some a couple of weeks ago.

16 minutes ago, EE2B said:

Yup. Kids just had some a couple of weeks ago.

do your kids’ knees pop when they stand up?

She picked a weird urn for her daddy ashes/daddy issues.  

On 7/3/2021 at 9:25 PM, achooloco said:

That’s one of the main sticking points with the current gf. Fine we get busy during the day working from home but when it is my turn I don’t leave breakfast dishes through the night to the next morning. That’s just fucking foul and Disgusting IMO. I said as much and her response was I’m an asshole and controlling. Fml

Fuck that.  I don't care how busy you are.  Don't leave a single dirty dish in the sink.  It is gross and lazy.  Rinse them immediately and put in dishwasher.

4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Idiocracy in action.  I bet she's raising some well-educated, thoughtful kids. 

Looks like she’s got another one baking, or she just likes to eat chicken tendies and sweet tea 3-7 days/wk 

On 7/7/2021 at 3:52 AM, Longboard Horn said:

My parents live in Arizona so I can vouch that this is 100% accurate. 

Yeah this is me every day. It's a mental disorder that we have to tell you how fucking hot it is. 

13 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Think she uses that deodorant?  

Guarantee she uses that tortilla warmer. 

17 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I am just not getting the groot fam memes.

 

have you seen the latest fast and furious?

2 hours ago, texasjacket said:

have you seen the latest fast and furious?

I guess that explains why I'm not getting them, either.  I only saw the first F&F....that was more than enough. 

3 hours ago, texasjacket said:

have you seen the latest fast and furious?

the latest? in no way is any of this limited to the latest. 

Actually Dom doesn't even say the word family one time in the new one

48 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Screenshot this, it won’t age well.

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Why do that? I get the testosterone thing, but damn.

1 hour ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Why do that? I get the testosterone thing, but damn.

He’s $500/mo happier, thanks to Douchebags-R-Us Mat Patrol in Miami

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