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Just now, WithoutAClue said:

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Tequila leads to pregnancy. 
Tequila leads to unemployment. 
Tequila leads to incarceration. 
etc.

3 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

You had me until the hangover part...

You thought a shot of tequila only has 60 calories and is good for your bones?

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The pannus is obviously remarkable, but let's not overlook the fact that the young woman appears to be wearing size ~32 shoes. 

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That you’ll never get the smell of vomit out of the car’s interior
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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McDonald's don't use no square wonderbread.

That’s because we’ve got McDonald’s at the house.

6 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The pannus is obviously remarkable, 

think it smells good in the crease?

 

These kids need a calm no shitter of facts delivered with a clear, positive delivery.  It's Cliff all the way.  

 

 

dihydrogen monoxide?  sounds sinister. 

when are people going to wake up?

22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Dave Blunts is gonna die soon if he doesn’t start to take his health seriously. His girlfriend knows it and will be there to take the money.

He should rap over the Barenaked Ladies’ Brian Wilson.

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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My GF is a chemical engineering major and has classes that require a lot of horrible math shit I can't comprehend.

She still needs a calculator for 20% off 20 and 6+9.

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32 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

My GF is a chemical engineering major and has classes that require a lot of horrible math shit I can't comprehend.

She still needs a calculator for 20% off 20 and 6+9.

Maybe so but she has great legs. 

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Dave Blunts is gonna die soon if he doesn’t start to take his health seriously. His girlfriend knows it and will be there to take the money.


Maybe she can get her lips fixed then. Lookin like a dead goth duck is no way to go through life. 

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