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37 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Awful AI slop flooding social media is really starting to me piss off

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1 minute ago, Storm the Field said:

Awful AI slop flooding social media is really starting to me piss off

don't worry it's just a brief phase.  it'll stop soon.

56 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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and if they had gone on a .99 cent Whopper day, that total would have been about $6.99

3 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

and if they had gone on a .99 cent Whopper day, that total would have been about $6.99

Goto meal near campus.  2 whoppers and a water; 2.16 out the door.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Convince my parents to starts plowing every available cent into $3 shares of an upstart e-commerce website called called amazon.com

For shits and giggles, start telling everyone I know about "my" theory that the present day is actually sometime around the year 2200, and "reality" is merely a complex computer program created to placate the minds inside the bodies being cultivated as battery power for intelligent machines. Watch heads explode when friends head to the theaters in late March.

7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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“Yeah….so…..I ran. I ran so far away…”

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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fuck around for 11 years and then buy bitcoin.

8 hours ago, futureman said:

fuck around for 11 years and then buy bitcoin.

This is the correct answer.  I'd wrap up high school and fuck around in college for 8 years earning a general studies degree.  That takes me to 2010.  That gives me a few years to figure out how to buy bitcoin while it's worthless.

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A prison inmate on death row was asked his last wish before he would be electrocuted in the chair,he asked for a pen and paper, then wrote ;
Dear mom, if the the law was fair today you would be here seated next to me waiting to be electrocuted in the electric chair, but since the law is blind, I have been convicted for the crimes we committed together.

Mom remember how it started, do you remember when I was 3 years old when I stole my brothers sweets? You didn’t correct me, remember very well when I was five the day I stole my neighbors toys and hid it at home, you said nothing, mum remember when I was 12 when I hid my cousins ball in the garage, when he had come to play with us at home and you said you didn’t see it, yet you did.

Do you remember the day I was expelled from school at 15 years? Dad wanted to punish me but you refused and that very day you had a bitter argument with dad because you were defending me. You said I was still young, you said the teachers where wrong to say that I was not attending class.

You defended me, you said I was right yet you knew I was wrong. Mum remember very well, you saw me steal our neighbors bicycle when I was 17, but you didn’t report I sold it, but, you were silent mum? You loved me so much, yes, you loved me but you didn’t correct me, instead you spoiled me. That is how it started and it graduated slowly until today when I will be executed for bank robbery and murder.

I was very young, I just needed your guidance mom. By the time you will be reading this I will be gone.

Yours truly, your loving son.

To all parents out there the Bible says, Proverbs 13:24

Those who spare the rod of discipline hate their children.Those who love their children care enough to discipline them...
love your children don’t forget to discipline them.
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Can’t believe there really are people out there like this. Oh well she saved that dude a lifetime of crazy and bullshit. 

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50 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Can’t believe there really are people out there like this. Oh well she saved that dude a lifetime of crazy and bullshit. 

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Can’t believe there are people who believe the stupid shit posted on FB, X, etc. 

18 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Some explain this new face in the house meme like I’m over 40

6 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

 

Some explain this new face in the house meme like I’m over 40

Will Smith's son wore it to the Grammys a few weeks ago

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3 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

Will Smith's son wore it to the Grammys a few weeks ago

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ryan reynolds hd GIF

 

 

58 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Kangaroo should have been put in pict upside down.

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