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7 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Not anymore. Now, it’s “you have unpaid toll charges. Click here immediately to resolve this before we turn it over to collections.”

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Finally one of these that's actually kinda hard 

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Pretty face, smart, funny, rich 

Or

Nice ass, good in bed, rich

14 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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That's a Dodge all right....

5 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Can live without pancakes. Damned good thing they went for pancakes instead of pecan waffles with maple syrup.

Now I’ve heard it all. Putting out your cash app to raise money to have your cat cremated… What in the world? Trying to figure out what to do? It’s a friggin cat, not a person. 

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Vet bills for that ain’t cheap. That’s pretty tacky though.

 

40 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

“Call me after 6pm when my minutes are free.”

On the flip side, if you started a call before 7am, you were on nighttime minutes for that call, even if it went past 7am. Talk til noon? Nighttime minutes.

Back in those days, I was on sprint. And every morning, a couple minutes after 7am, they would cycle their towers and drop those calls. Daytime minutes now, bitch. That sucked. I even went to great lengths to measure the results, and yep, they were cycling towers. No doubt. Talk about some shady shit.

Called them out on it once, with evidence, and nothing. Just a “sorry, but drops do happen from time to time. Just call back.”


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On 6/18/2025 at 8:39 AM, SurlyBDR said:

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so what’s the story there?  they drive around with this instead of a plate?

5 hours ago, futureman said:

so what’s the story there?  they drive around with this instead of a plate?

Sovereign Citizen. 

Wingnut dingdong smoothbrains. 

I figured it was something like that, but they still get ticketed and towed when they get pulled over, right?  

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

I figured it was something like that, but they still get ticketed and towed when they get pulled over, right?  

Depends on the cop, I suppose. Wouldn't be surprised if most cops give them a wide berth just to avoid the inconvenience of any interaction, while others probably seek the opportunity to flex their authoritah. 

37 minutes ago, futureman said:

never heard of ATD, CBM, OMSG, or BYOT. 

Oh yeah? Well how about:

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