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1 minute ago, SurlyBDR said:

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I think the word fiancée means he is in over his head

On 6/8/2025 at 7:39 PM, Okie State said:

I always wonder what the point of these is. Shit was cheaper 34 years ago? You don't say. Shit was also cheaper in 1957 than it was in 1991. Crazy.

I was pissed when the price of a burger was jacked up to 15 Cents.

On 6/19/2025 at 3:11 PM, Cousin Strawberry said:

I fucking hate these people.

Yea but their stupidity is fun to watch. 

On 6/18/2025 at 6:56 PM, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Finally one of these that's actually kinda hard 

serious the simpsons GIF

Pretty face, smart, funny, rich 

Or

Nice ass, good in bed, rich

But not faithful, huh?

8 hours ago, After irth said:

But not faithful, huh?

aren’t you a swinger?

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Only two things that money can’t buy. That’s true love and homegrown tomatoes. 

 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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If that car came with an unlimited stash of red turtle shells, I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

16 hours ago, futureman said:

aren’t you a swinger?

Why?  You looking to cheat on someone, you filthy animal...?  In your dreams, pal.

Dafuq you care?

8 minutes ago, After irth said:

Why?  You looking to cheat on someone, you filthy animal...?  In your dreams, pal.

Dafuq you care?

I don't care.  just thought it was an odd comment coming from a swinger.  but maybe I confused you with someone else.

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

I don't care.  just thought it was an odd comment coming from a swinger.  but maybe I confused you with someone else.

I'm glad you care so much.  Are you writing a book?  Updating your database?

Keep up the good work, Gladys...!

Now, leave me alone while the neighbor's wife is over here...

it's easy to see that I've struck a nerve.  that was not my intention.  hope you're ok.

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Shut Up And Take My Money GIFs | Tenor

 

Also, what does up up down down left right left right B A start do?

10 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Also, what does up up down down left right left right B A start do?

30 lives in contra. 

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Didn’t even tell anyone where I was going; just went roaming around the woods.

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