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11 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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gotta love memes making fun of pedantic shit that kick off with possessive/plural confusion.

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3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

May be an image of text that says 'There is stupid and then there is this fellas method of hoarding gasoline.'

 

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6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

May be an image of text that says 'There is stupid and then there is this fellas method of hoarding gasoline.'

And you wondered why gasoline can only be dispensed into "approved containers."

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This is funny to me learning this all over again with math and English with a 12 and 10 year old.
And you wondered why gasoline can only be dispensed into "approved containers."
Gas melts a lot of plastics. I'm surprised it doesn't melt those bags.
5 minutes ago, markstanco said:

This is funny to me learning this all over again with math and English with a 12 and 10 year old.

you forgot what pronouns were?

you forgot what pronouns were?
A lot of it. Relearning algebra and English and (which was fun) some science experiments.
1 hour ago, markstanco said:
1 hour ago, Bullneck said:
And you wondered why gasoline can only be dispensed into "approved containers."

Gas melts a lot of plastics. I'm surprised it doesn't melt those bags.

Give it time... it likely did about 3 miles down the road

34 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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The "self-absorption" part is there - the Depends are hidden underneath the Dockers.

10 hours ago, futureman said:

you forgot what pronouns were?

Pfsh, no!  They're nouns that lost their amateur status.

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40 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Porn has 2 volumes. Where the entire house can hear it or one decibel above mute.

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