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19 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

It's not totally right. Nemo would still have to become the alpha fish to earn the right to bang his dadmom. However, he's been through some shit, so he'd be the odds on favorite to claim the title.


But with his dad being previous king, wouldn’t nemo be first in line for the throne?

I mean nemo’s mom wasn’t banging her brother right?

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1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

No, dumbass. It doesn't work like that. Clownfish decide the next breeding male by seeing who can pull a sword from a stone. Gotdamn. It's like I'm dealing with children here.


Certainly can’t go wielding supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at him. 
 

Not like he could catch it. That whole lacking opposable thumb thing.

 

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