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Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

So Niko is playing because? 

Pena and Altuve aren't 

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Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

So Niko is playing because? 

Dubon has to pass his physical?

 

No, it's because we are showcasing him.

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Last chance, Niko

I think I might miss him less than Robles. 

Damnit.  Why hasn't he retired already?

Almost got out of it.  All 7 runs scored with 2 outs 

What a fiasco. But at least we have Siri to start things off for us again. 

6 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

What a fiasco. But at least we have Siri to start things off for us again. 

Yeah good thing

53 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m almost hoping that it’s Siri, not Goodrum, that get sent down for Dubon. 

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Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Keep talking about Siri

It did seem to help. Now I'm going to try it on Goodrum and Maldy. 

It did seem to help. Now I'm going to try it on Goodrum and Maldy. 
Good luck
2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Keep talking about Siri

Ask and you shall receive. Siri sucks

On the bright side Keuchel pitched 5 scoreless against the Yankees tonight

56 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

How did that trade work out last postseason though?

He wa a absolutely awesome in the post season last year. He’s shit this year. He was shit down the stretch last year. He’s always been shit in the majors (though with good peripherals). 
he has yet to have a single year in his career with an ERA under 4. He clearly has the stuff. I could see why a team would think he’s intriguing and they could unlock him. He’s just not ever proven to be good at preventing runs. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He wa a absolutely awesome in the post season last year. 

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This ump has had a tight strike zone all night on the outside corner until that half inning...

Fucking Niko Goodrum.  I would pull him and let a pitcher hit for him next time.

Goodrum will never get another hit in a Houston uni. I realize that's not a daring prophecy. 

4 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Goodrum will never get another hit in a Houston uni. I realize that's not a daring prophecy. 

He had one?

Every year at the trade deadline I say the Astros should trade for Cruz. What a back half of the career that dude is having. 

Go ahead and get it all out of your system fellas. Give up 20

Just get all the sucky play out tonight and reboot. (What Scraps said....🙄)

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Better than what’s going on in DC right now

Start a new streak tomorrow. This game was lost with Tucker's GIDP in the 1st.

3 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Better than what’s going on in DC right now

He needs to be the Astros CF now.

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

He needs to be the Astros CF now.

Don’t know how his defense has been this year… but he’s been hitting some tape measure shots so far

Fucking Siri almost hit for the cycle lmao

Damn, I miss one game and the whole deal goes to shit. Rock on boys, the new win streak starts tomorrow ….

 

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7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Fucking Siri almost hit for the cycle lmao


yall keep talking shit about Siri !!!!

1 hour ago, rvm96 said:

On the bright side Keuchel pitched 5 scoreless against the Yankees tonight

Too bad for the White Sox games are 9 innings and not 5.  Tied up in the 9th.

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Too bad for the White Sox games are 9 innings and not 5.  Tied up in the 9th.

Joe Kelly again

1 hour ago, rvm96 said:

On the bright side Keuchel pitched 5 scoreless against the Yankees tonight

I'll always love Cy Keuchel!

Damn I was hoping for a franchise record tomorrow

For those worried about Pena

18 minutes ago, OB3 said:

For those worried about Pena

But no Tucker according to Dusty just now

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