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Castro adds nothing to this team. Terrible offensively. Mediocre defensively. 

I was looking at contracts. Castro is making 2 million this year.

Tucker is making 765.


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4 minutes ago, Overlord said:


I was looking at contracts. Castro is making 2 million this year.

Tucker is making 765.


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I think you got that wrong. I think he’s making 4 or 5. He signed like a 2/9 or 2/10 contract last year. 
 

edit- 2 for 7. Carrying a 4.75 number. 
 

Jason Castro signed a 2 year / $7,000,000 contract with the Houston Astros, including a $2,000,000 signing bonus, $7,000,000 guaranteed, and an annual average salary of $3,500,000. In 2022, Castro will earn a base salary of $3,750,000, while carrying a total salary of $4,750,000.

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Nice win.  I like Montero.  I should buy his jersey.

Someone hide Pressly's shoes until Monday.

Boone's breastfeeding someone's kid.

And if i'm not mistaken, the Astros have been even with, or ahead of, the Yankees in 17 out of 18 innings.

Fuck B9 leg pissing.  Otherwise Stros would be 2-0.

 

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

So Pressly will be available tomorrow!!!


hopefully we’re in another save situation tomorrow. You 100000000% run him out there. 
 

When Maverick lost goose, they didn’t let him sit around. They got him back in the air asap !!!!

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11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


hopefully we’re in another save situation tomorrow. You 100000000% run him out there. 
 

When Maverick lost goose, they didn’t let him sit around. They got him back in the air asap !!!!

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19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


hopefully we’re in another save situation tomorrow. You 100000000% run him out there. 
 

When Maverick lost goose, they didn’t let him sit around. They got him back in the air asap !!!!

Maybe we can be up 5 or 6 and let him "close" it out

 

That's really what Jester did when Maverick went up with Sundown

Hunter Brown tonight for the Space Cowboys: 5 IP | 3 H | 0 R | 0 BB | 5 K

 

Hopefully we get good Javier tomorrow, his #’s next to cole’s #’s 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

 

36mil v $700k

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This is what the horses do. They end losing streaks and start winning streaks !!!

 

 

Lmao at that video, is that a bible next to franks hot sauce behind him?

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Maybe we can be up 5 or 6 and let him "close" it out

 

That's really what Jester did when Maverick went up with Sundown

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1 minute ago, tx ind said:

Lmao at that video, is that a bible next to franks hot sauce behind him?

Correct lulz 

 

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I bet he called Castro Yogi too

2 hours ago, Starfleet Command said:

Call up Yainer Diaz now. 

That Myles Straw trade is still paying off. Ha, we finally fucked Cleveland in a CF for C swap.

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The Yankees are little chippy with their hot start. They need to respect their daddy !!!!

 

it’s a long way until the playoffs 

Yankees need to realize they haven't been to a WS in over a decade. We have been to 3 of the last 5 and consistently send the Yankees home in the playoffs these recent years. Maybe shit talking isn't the best thing when you are playing the team that has owned you in October for 5 years. Fuck the Yankees. 

Blast from the past. Good for him coming back and becoming a reliever.

 

 

 

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Welp, noon can’t get here soon enough 

i only have to wait til 10am so suck it. 

8 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

That Myles Straw trade is still paying off. Ha, we finally fucked Cleveland in a CF for C swap.

Me, every time I’m reminded of that goddamned ‘92 trade:

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Bregman OPS has gone from .694 to .767 in last 7 games. And his expected wOBA is still 26 points higher than his actual. 

13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If that asshole can make it to the bigs there is definitely hope for Whitley. 

2027 callup confirmed!

6 hours ago, rvm96 said:

Blast from the past. Good for him coming back and becoming a reliever.

 

 

 

Hasn't been particularly good in AAA but happy for him.

Appel is so interesting to me.  What other prospects of the same caliber never really showed anything in the minors like Appel?  Guy had maybe a few good months in AA and that was that? 

21 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If that asshole can make it to the bigs there is definitely hope for Whitley. 

Whitley's stock is very low but he's just a few months of looking like his old self for his value to skyrocket again.  Stuff is stuff.  

10 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Donaldson is such a tool

 

Donaldson keeps resetting the limit for “peak douche.”

1 hour ago, Starfleet Command said:

Hasn't been particularly good in AAA but happy for him.

Appel is so interesting to me.  What other prospects of the same caliber never really showed anything in the minors like Appel?  Guy had maybe a few good months in AA and that was that? 

Are we looking at the same AAA stats?

why are the Astros continually getting fucked on such an obvious fucking play?

It isn't a tough call.  It's fucking deliberate.

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1st base ump... no he didn't swing, bring him back to the plate

That first inning on both sides gives me the feels of Cole’s last start. He mows us down for 6-7+, Javier pieces together a 1-2 run start, we rally against their bullpen

I think he could have beat Donaldson to 3rd, or at least been close enough to make it a tough play

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