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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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What is that - like five foul outs through 7 innings?

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

He’s gotten two first pitch fastballs that he was ready for, lined both foul. 

we've missed a lot of fastballs tonight.

Just now, TxTower said:

What is that - like five foul outs through 7 innings?

3. 2 to bregman, 1 to abreu. came close to a fourth.

2 run game going into the final innings...

Wrong week to stop sniffing glue, etc.

Can we haz another 123 inning?

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Just now, gofuckyourself said:

"They like what they have in the 8th in Chapman"?

Uhhhh...

50% of the time it works.... every time.

Too early to pull Monty. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

50% of the time it works.... every time.

40% of the time.

I wonder what Chris Young's priority will be this offseason.

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

"They like what they have in the 8th in Chapman"?

Uhhhh...

We went through a time portal and got 2012 Chapman out there I guess?

Just now, pops said:

Too early to pull Monty. 

i'm ok with it.

Bullpenisgood.  Bullpenisgood.  Bullpenisgood.  

 

6 outs left

Nice pick, Lowe!  We got out of the 7th!  

Keep Aroldis off the mound and we win this.

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Bullpenisgood.  Bullpenisgood.  Bullpenisgood.  

 

Bull Penis Good?

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I’d leave him in for the 8th.  With someone (not Chapman) ready.  But I don’t think the manager will see it that way. 

1 minute ago, Jameslaw121 said:

We have 3 Chapman ab to get through.... we need more runs

highly doubt it.  sborz to leclerc.  if not sborz then leclerc goes 6 outs.

top half of the lineup needs to show up tomorrow.

Alright man, let’s see good Chapman…

3 of the next 4 are right handed.  Do the right thing, skip. 

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4 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

highly doubt it.  sborz to leclerc.  if not sborz then leclerc goes 6 outs.

Leclerc isn't going for 6 outs. It'll be Chapman on the 8th

Throw strikes. Shit.

And then he does.

Can't say it enough.

Fuck. You. Ump.

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That's not a fucking ball you fucking cunt. 

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