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On the bright side I won't have to spend a shit load of money on playoff tickets 

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We’re going to lose the the fucking Royals.  On the road. 

I really thought Javier was a dark horse Cy Young candidate coming into this season. At this point, I’m not sure if even want him starting a playoff game.

If it makes you feel better, the Rangers are losing 12 to 0 against Cleveland. 

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

I really thought Javier was a dark horse Cy Young candidate coming into this season. At this point, I’m not sure if even want him starting a playoff game.

I feel the same, about Javier.  You can add Hunter Brown to the list.

Both pitchers we've faced tonight have an ERA over 5, but they look like Cy Young against our lineup

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Just now, Dutchrudder said:

If it makes you feel better, the Rangers are losing 12 to 0 against Cleveland. 

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

Yordan!

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3 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

If it makes you feel better, the Rangers are losing 12 to 0 against Cleveland. 

Cleveland is close to toronto but I guarantee you they are pissed they had a night game on getaway day.

 

I feel like we got a break this year and didn’t have any games like that this year.

helps having just about every Thursday off this year 

The next Cy Young shuts is down again. This fucking team

How many times have we struck out looking tonight? Fucking hell... at least swing the bat

Abreu behind Tucker is so dumb

Just now, UTHornFan014 said:

How many times have we struck out looking tonight? Fucking hell... at least swing the bat


maybe it’s the batter’s eye ?

Just now, tx 3 putt said:


maybe it’s the batter’s eye ?

Needs more green paint

Graveman in... well at least we might be able to take 2 out of 3

Well here we go. Fuck my life. Not this guy.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Graveman in... well at least we might be able to take 2 out of 3

We are conceding.

Please tell me again about Dusty being a genius 3  putt. Maldy is literally the  difference between us winning the division and this cripple fest. 

And we won’t pinch hit here. Because Dusty is a moron. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Please tell me again about Dusty being a genius 3  putt. Maldy is literally the  difference between us winning the division and this cripple fest. 

Suck it!!!!

Blind squirrel, broken clock, and whatnot

I feel about this team like I do about my 12 year old daughter. I love them. But I hate them and they drive me insane. And they are illogical. And irritating. 

Regardless of tonight's outcome, it seems to me we have two main options to pick from in describing this year:

(1) We're still a title-level team, but we've just had some unfortunate injuries even as the league was improving dramatically;

or

(2) We have a haphazardly constructed roster whose shortcomings have been accentuated by inept managing and perhaps complacency. Timely hot streaks by a few hitters are the only reason we don't have an even worse record than we do.

Season's clearly not over yet. But with every passing game, (2) looks like a much better description of reality. Brown has a lot of work to do this winter, starting with finding a brighter bulb for the dugout. 

 

 

 

This team is infuriating. The offense just isn't consistent and I fear we've moved too far away from analytics (which helped make us successful). Seems we just make decisions based on gut feel and relationships now. 

And now Montero. Who knows which Montero will show up 

I love Altuve, but sometimes you want to punch him as hard as you can in his balls.  That bunt attempt was beyond ridiculous. 

4 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

This team is infuriating. The offense just isn't consistent and I fear we've moved too far away from analytics (which helped make us successful). Seems we just make decisions based on gut feel and relationships now. 

I’m used to “we” = multiple people but if that’s your term for Dusty, so be it 

This is a fucking disaster

17 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

What in the actual fuck?

It's hard to have a worse inning than that one.

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