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All it took for Bregman to fall off a cliff was for DeRosa to do that long, gushing segment about how awesome he still is. 

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This team is mind fucked

This is a fucking disaster
Let me say it louder

THIS IS A FUCKING DISASTER
25 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

You can’t be serious Altuve


wtf was Altuve thinking 

All these shitheads do now is put me in a bad mood before I go to bed. Should be a class action against watching this trash. I demand reparations.

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

All these shitheads do now is put me in a bad mood before I go to bed. Should be a class action against watching this trash. I demand reparations.


i hasn’t been to the taco truck in awhile, damn it was pure bliss 

Astros can’t ruin this taco high 

Oh great. Altuve fell down? Great

That's two weeks with a rehab start in Corpus

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Good news, errbody! We're gonna be in first place tomorrow!

No one wants to win this division 

Altuves pride hurts so he is gonna claim some random injury. He plays for a soccer team in the off-season evidently. Buck up dude. You whiffed. It doesn't matter bud. Get the next one.

Altuves pride hurts so he is gonna claim some random injury. He plays for a soccer team in the off-season evidently. Buck up dude. You whiffed. It doesn't matter bud. Get the next one.
Dumber than this game
Bennett Sousa huh


And here....we.....go

Who the fuck is Bennett Sousa? Never even heard of him. 

Edited by Mo Horn

Bennett Sousa

Astros player of the game


That should tell you all you need to know about tonight

The lowest ERA we've faced tonight is 4.11, and we have 1 run so far 

Edited by Mo Horn

Gonna need more than that

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Who the fuck is Bennett Sousa? Never even heard of him. 


Your mom has heard of him

Edited by tx 3 putt

Why does Chas stand as far from the plate as possible. 

Just now, UTHornFan014 said:

Ump screwed us on that 3-1 count to Yanier

like it matters in the end

We've lost 3 out of the last four games to teams with a combined record of 92-202 coming into tonight

Just now, Mo Horn said:

We've lost 3 out of the last four games to teams with a combined record of 92-202 coming into tonight

And we‘ll probably sweep the O’s. 
At home.

 

baseball

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We've lost three of four to the A's and the Royals in the middle of a division race.

Well we don’t play our best players, so…

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

We start a ten game streak tomorrow !

Definitely go for one of those in October

Just now, David Dennison said:

I wonder who gets to lead tonight's team meeting.


Grenke 

next guy up, last team meeting sucked

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