Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Scraps 13518]

Putting 30+ pitches on this douche is good times

[Lat22 3973]

Now less than .074. 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Abreu. He still sucks. I wish he would have looked into the sun today without glasses.

[Macklemore 2904]

Abreu is an embarrassment. Sit has ass down. Does he have like 2 hits total for the season so far?

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Can Abreu just retire and put everyone out of their misery 

[Scraps 13518]

Abreu for Maldy

[WBT 20376]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

This is why Singleton doesnt need to ever hit 6th

Espada should bat whichever 1B is playing 9th.  Maybe it would shame Crane into doing something.

[tx 3 putt 75955]

Warm up the bp

[cabowabo 4446]

This scrub doesn’t stand a chance…..

[Rip76 4901]

Oof

[cabowabo 4446]

Is this seriously the only option we had?

[David Dennison 18484]

Ball 7.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Good Lord. Just throw a strike

[David Dennison 18484]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Is this seriously the only option we had?

Hook 'em!

[tx 3 putt 75955]

Impressive to throw this many balls

[Wulaw Horn 18933]

Throw strikes asshole. 

[Scraps 13518]

Whose brainiac idea was it to start a pitcher who throws no strikes?

[Macklemore 2904]

Henley hasn’t thrown a strike yet until now

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Whose brainiac idea was it to start a pitcher who throws no strikes?

Probably Dana idiot Brown

[Wulaw Horn 18933]

Still I love Major League Baseball debut stories. Never be able to take this moment away from him. 

[WBT 20376]

3 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Can Abreu just retire and put everyone out of their misery 

He has almost 40 million reasons not to 

[cabowabo 4446]

Altuve makes that play. 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Just for the record, this lineup is absolutely retarded

[Macklemore 2904]

I miss the shift 

[TexArcher 37414]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

He has almost 40 million reasons not to 

Just spitballing here, but what's the going rate for a contract kill...?

[WBT 20376]

Well this is some shitty luck to start

[Scraps 13518]

Man when he fucks up the spot for that sweeper it is going to be blasted to the moon

[MirrOlure 14572]

Altuve makes that play. 

I’m watching from a distance and was like “Goddamn Altuve! WTF?”

[cabowabo 4446]

Fuck you Abreu. 

[WBT 20376]

Per Ford, we just became the last team to give up a 1st inning run this year

[tx 3 putt 75955]

Fucking abreu

[Macklemore 2904]

Abreu is a liability in every phase of the game 

[Wulaw Horn 18933]

This is not good. 

[Rip76 4901]

This is about to get real ugly.

[D3zii 3637]

I miss Dusty 

[Scraps 13518]

Quit showing this poor guys family. They didn't sign up for this man. Dude is way in over his head and they all know it

[MirrOlure 14572]

A fucking time clock call by a half second. Great call ump

[Wulaw Horn 18933]

There’s a good chance this kid doesn’t record a single out. 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Abreu. In every aspect of the game. Call Yuli

[cabowabo 4446]

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Never be able to take this moment away from him. 

I’m sure he’ll cherish it for the rest of his days. 

[tx 3 putt 75955]

Just now, Rip76 said:

This is about to get real ugly.

[David Dennison 18484]

This sucks.

[D3zii 3637]

Our GM is a fucking Idiot for the abysmal off-season 

[UTexasFight 9359]

Man this is painful…

and what happens when a guy is called up before he’s ready /not a MLB’er

[tx 3 putt 75955]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

There’s a good chance this kid doesn’t record a single out. 

 

[Lat22 3973]

He’s not making it out of this inning. 

[Wulaw Horn 18933]

Just now, cabowabo said:

I’m sure he’ll cherish it for the rest of his days. 

The moment right before he shit the bed man. When all the world was a possibility. 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Can we get this dude a hat that fits???

[WBT 20376]

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Abreu. In every aspect of the game. Call Yuli

Belt

[tx 3 putt 75955]