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Lulz, you just have to laugh at how there is no desire to change the approach to match the situation. Espada is such a horrible manager.

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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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The only hope is Miller makes a mistake, otherwise Pena is striking out on a pitch in the other batter box.

Turd/ort/king

The three headed dumbass monster

Miller royally fucked us. 
 

He’s really good 

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

Miller royally fucked us. 
 

He’s really good 

With this staff, they should be running away with the division.

Goal for the offseason besides firing Espada, the hitting coaches, and training staff. Get more athletic.

king has had a very good year for us 

*not including tonight 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Goal for the offseason besides firing Espada, the hitting coaches, and training staff. Get more athletic.

 

we lead the AL in batting average 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

we lead the AL in batting average 

LULZ!!!

We are also 2nd in GIDPs, well below league average in SBs, and 4th worst in BBs. Our offensive approach is fucking abymsal.

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2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Goal for the offseason besides firing Espada, the hitting coaches, and training staff. Get more athletic.

You might get the last thing.

Maybe.

They can score 1 run or 67 runs. Doesn’t matter. This teams’ balls shrivel up every night. The offense is dismal

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Goal for the offseason besides firing Espada, the hitting coaches, and training staff. Get more athletic.

And move on from Verlander please 

Boys, we are gonna rally to lose this game 8-7. Look at the bright side, we have some fight left!

We are probably getting shut out, but I don’t rule out scoring 3 to just twist the knife 

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Boys, we are gonna rally to lose this game 8-7. Look at the bright side, we have some fight left!

 

game isn’t over yet 

We don’t have anything to show for the playoffs.

Dipshit didnt even need to slide for that. If he kept running full speed he probably catches it lol

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We are probably getting shut out, but I don’t rule out scoring 3 to just twist the knife 

I hate that this is gonna happen.

Regardless of the home run. 

We’re the fucking Houston Astros. 

Why do we have two players playing/pitching everyday that were released by other teams?

Are we that thin in talent? 

Boy our farm system must be fucked after all the Verlander trades. 

Regardless of the home run. 
We’re the fucking Houston Astros. 
Why do we have two players playing/pitching everyday that were released by other teams?
Are we that thin in talent? 
Boy our farm system must be fucked after all the Verlander trades. 

And the trash can penalties
Regardless of the home run. 
We’re the fucking Houston Astros. 
Why do we have two players playing/pitching everyday that were released by other teams?
Are we that thin in talent? 
Boy our farm system must be fucked after all the Verlander trades. 
Have you looked at our injured list?
5 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Regardless of the home run. 

We’re the fucking Houston Astros. 

Why do we have two players playing/pitching everyday that were released by other teams?

Are we that thin in talent? 

Boy our farm system must be fucked after all the Verlander trades. 

 

 

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Don't forget we are wasting 

$19.5M on Abreu

$17.7M on McCullers

$11.5M on Montero

$8M on Gravemen

That's a lot of depth we could have right now, but instead we get Heyward, Singleton, Meyers, Dubon, and Cabbage.

 

Martinez can go, too.

9 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Regardless of the home run. 

We’re the fucking Houston Astros. 

Why do we have two players playing/pitching everyday that were released by other teams?

Are we that thin in talent? 

Boy our farm system must be fucked after all the Verlander trades. 

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Didn't these guys lose like 12 in a row and fire their manager, who was actually a pretty good manager imho?

Shouldn’t we have clinched 12 games ago?

I don't like to be a negative Nancy, but I don't think a sweep is out of the order. 

Just now, Storm the Field said:

Night fellas. Flush this one down the fucking toilet and close it out tomorrow.

 

unlike scraps, i’m bringing the luck tomorrow 

sorry, my fault, they'll know i'll be in attendance tomorrow

 

edit: oh fuck putt is going to be there? screwed

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Not that it mattered since we could only muster 1 run on 4 hits, but the C Team  bullpen came in and surrendered 5 runs on 10 hits and a walk over 3 innings

Need 7 strong out of Framber tomorrow.

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Hunter Brown outplayed the rest of our team. And once again he deserved way better than he got.

What in the wide, wide world of April and May has gotten in to you people?’

We are going to clinch our 7th division in the last 8 years tomorrow. And we’re going to do what we do every year in the playoffs when they are in our way: take care of the Central on our way to the LCS.

8 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Yordan officially has a sprained right knee. Not available this week.

Thats until the swelling goes down and they find the break on the other side.

Y’all chill. I’ll be there tomorrow. I’ve been to every home clinching AL West Division Championship since 2017. (Which means we’ll probably lose because baseball)

12 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

What in the wide, wide world of April and May has gotten in to you people?’

We are going to clinch our 7th division in the last 8 years tomorrow. And we’re going to do what we do every year in the playoffs when they are in our way: take care of the Central on our way to the LCS.

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