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I’m saddened to see Gattis in the lineup. And even sadder to know he had our only hit last night. 

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I’m saddened to see Gattis in the lineup. And even sadder to know he had our only hit last night. 

I think we’ll have a heavy dose of Gattis through the Angels series. If he’s still hovering around .190, I think it’s White or Davis time

The first quarter of the season is done. I think that’s about as much rope as you give a guy

If we can't get more than one hit against Fister I'm going to scream like a little bitch getting a dry assfucking.

Morton throwing that doctored up spinner woooooo

Only way we should have fewer than 7 hits off of Fister is if we get 6 in the first and he gets yanked.

So we're at a 12-inning scoreless streak and counting...

Why does it seem like we have one of these every single week?

Unless our bats wake up that may be enough for them

Out of hibernation a little later than hoped for...but at least he’s now stirring. Maybe this gets everyone else going, too. 

Edited by Gut Wagon

About time we threw at someone.  We’ve taken our lumps all year, guys throwing inside on us more, and that’s the first time we’ve struck back.  Well done Charlie.

This is promising.  Let's blow this thing open then put one in Rougie's hip.  Or hit one of their good players.  Wait, they don't have any.  Just hit Rougie.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This is promising.  Let's blow this thing open then put one in Rougie's hip.  Or hit one of their good players.  Wait, they don't have any.  Just hit Rougie.

Or not 

I literally love Charlie Fucking Morton. How much is going to cost us next year? I know he really likes it here.

2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

I’m saddened to see Gattis in the lineup. And even sadder to know he had our only hit last night. 

The only thing funnier than this post is that my wife just asked me if I invented "Charlie Fucking Morton."

 

"Does everyone call him that?"

 

"When he gets 13k, they do..."

 

Wat to go Osos Blanco.  Way to go CFM!!!

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