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4 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

FRAMBER DESERVED THAT ONE

framber deserves better than he's gotten from this team, yeah

Damn. 

83 pitch complete game for Framber, but also...

Yanier Diaz only saw 4 pitches in 4 at-bats.

What an ending!

This fucking setup for the fireworks is gonna take longer than Framberlamps shoving up their ass tonight. 

5 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Damn. 

83 pitch complete game for Framber, but also...

Yanier Diaz only saw 4 pitches in 4 at-bats.

What an ending!

Well the rays averaged only 3 pitches per batter so about par for the course 

Yainer just had the game of a Catcher's lifetime. 9 innings of your starter tying the franchise record for fewest pitches in a CG. Gun down the likely go-ahead run in the 9th with a laser throw to 3B, then come up in the bottom and hit a walk-off HR.

18 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Yainer just had the game of a Catcher's lifetime. 9 innings of your starter tying the franchise record for fewest pitches in a CG. Gun down the likely go-ahead run in the 9th with a laser throw to 3B, then come up in the bottom and hit a walk-off HR.

Who/when did Framber tie for fewest pitches in a CG?

something Niekro in the 70s/80s?

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Who/when did Framber tie for fewest pitches in a CG?

something Niekro in the 70s/80s?

Darryl Kile, 1993 no-hitter (almost PG) vs. NYM. 9 IP, 83 pitches, 1 BB, 0 H, 1 unearned run.

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6 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Darryl Kile, 1993 no-hitter (almost PG) vs. NYM. 9 IP, 83 pitches, 1 BB, 0 H, 1 unearned run.

Oh damn. I knew that!

RIP

Anyone else feel like thus far this team is the Bizzarro World version of the '23 Astros?

2023: The worst good (on paper) team. Plus offense, mediocre pitching. Elite on the road, below mediocre at home. Extremely un-clutch. If it's late in the game and we don't already have a lead, we ain't winning. 

2025: The best bad (on paper) team. Mediocre offense, plus pitching. Kings of Daikin Park, peasants on the road. Comebacks and walk-offs galore.

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Just now, Storm the Field said:

Anyone else feel like thus far this team is the Bizzarro World version of the '23 Astros.

2023: The worst good (on paper) team. Plus offense, mediocre pitching. Elite on the road, below mediocre at home. Extremely un-clutch. If it's late in the game and we don't already have a lead, we ain't winning. 

2025: The best bad (on paper) team. Mediocre offense, plus pitching. Kings of Daikin Park, peasants on the road. Comebacks and walk-offs galore.

ayyyyyup

this team is still finding their identity. lot of new pieces still figuring things out

2nd half will be interesting 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Seems like a good day to wake up in 1st place

1st place does feel much better than last.

Over the years it was so satisfying to beat the likes of Bob Melvin, Scott Servias now you can add Kevin Cash to that list.

 

'Stros are in first and Rangers are below .500. What a great day 

I missed all of it last night. What a fuckin game by Framber. 

Got Espada's replacement...

 

Brad Neffendorf

LSU Shreveport 59-0 this year

Only winning percentage good enough for us.

Mikey Storey has earned a shot. 499-412-.548 has a manager so far in the minors. Every season, except two above .570. Which equates to 92 wins.

8 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Got Espada's replacement...

 

Brad Neffendorf

LSU Shreveport 59-0 this year

Only winning percentage good enough for us.

 

what a season, one for the books 

GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT THIS IS RIDICULOUS

Worst training staff in MLB

"the near future"

Sure Jan GIF

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meh they knew all along. it's taking longer to heal or he had a set back 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

meh they knew all along. it's taking longer to heal or he had a set back 

if they knew he had a fracture in his hand, say that. don't say "we're just waiting for Yordan to give us the green light and he will be in the lineup."

They knew but the shit that spews from Danas mouth is beyond retarded

Yes retarded. Sorry to offend anyone

Dana is nothing but a stooge that does what he’s told. Or he’s a complete imbecile. Maybe both. I have zero faith in that guy to do anything creative to make the team better. In other news, Whitcomb is up. Doubtful he is what he’s been in Sugarland but I’m at least gonna watch. 

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yes retarded

ok Asmongold

fuck outta here with that. be better. 

Also with the news of this huge public ooopsie by our medical staff, it's a good time to pile on the expletives for Espada and whoever else thought it was a good idea to run Lance out there for 100+ pitches in a game in late May. I'm sure there won't be any negative impact thereof for a guy who has thrown more than 150 innings just once in his career.

16 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Dana is nothing but a stooge that does what he’s told.

This is a Jim Crane issue. 

Yordan Alvarez felt discomfort after his live BP yesterday and the Astros sent him for imaging. General manager Dana Brown said it showed a fracture that is “60 percent healed.” Alvarez will be shut down, but Brown hopes he can return “in the near future.”

 

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55 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Bullshit....it took over a month for the inflammations to go down enough so that you can actually get an x-ray that shows the fracture that happened almost two months ago?

Do the Astros consult a group of 8 -year old's for these explanations that no one buys from them.

 

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