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    I can fap to this

  • tx 3 putt
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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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I mean i wish i only had to do all my work on one day of the month at work and could fuck around the rest of the days like Walker

Hey maybe we wont lose to the shitass white sox

Go team

20 minutes ago, Scraps said:
35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
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I mean i wish i only had to do all my work on one day of the month at work and could fuck around the rest of the days like Walker

 

2nd team rbi's lol

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

IDK, maybe pulling Gusto would be the move here

let him play !!! 

 
2nd team rbi's lol
Yes he just tied our fucking leadoff hitter....congrats.
13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

let him play !!! 

Good call

Melton's .426 OPS is really doing it for you huh

4 games up.  Luckily the division is trash so far.  

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55 minutes ago, WBT said:

Melton's .426 OPS is really doing it for you huh

 

yordan / chad / dezenzo - zero swings this week 

Did our docs strike again?  GM Brown with the mid game update on Spaghetti that he won’t be back until August because we have to be careful with him?  Must’ve been much more than his thumb. TK & Blummer didn’t even get to mention Yordan’s name.  Yeah yeah he’s so transparent.  Gtfo. 

4 minutes ago, Pablo said:

Did our docs strike again?  GM Brown with the mid game update on Spaghetti that he won’t be back until August because we have to be careful with him?  Must’ve been much more than his thumb. TK & Blummer didn’t even get to mention Yordan’s name.  Yeah yeah he’s so transparent.  Gtfo. 

 

from yesterday ...

Spencer Arrighetti could start throwing off a mound by the time the Astros leave for their next road trip on Sunday, Espada said.

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

from yesterday ...

Spencer Arrighetti could start throwing off a mound by the time the Astros leave for their next road trip on Sunday, Espada said.

Welp at least our division sucks ass and the remainder of our schedule is one of the easiest.  

Everyone else in our division is below .500. How have we played so few?

It feels like we have played a lot of NL teams for it being only June 12, not a lot of division series so far.  The NL is slightly better on .500+ teams compared to the AL too. 

I will volunteer to talk unmerciless shit about Gusto between starts if it will result in performances such as last night.

Feel confident in the outcome as long as he faces the ChiSox.

 

It helped that the White Sox starter was throwing meatballs for the first 4 innings.

Last night notwithstanding, that remaining schedule scares me to death, given our heroes' vulnerability to shitty teams in the past.

2 hours ago, PGFrog said:

I will volunteer to talk unmerciless shit about Gusto between starts if it will result in performances such as last night.

Feel confident in the outcome as long as he faces the ChiSox.

 

It was the White Sox.

24 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It was the White Sox.

Feel confident in the outcome as long as he faces the ChiSox.

1 hour ago, PGFrog said:

Feel confident in the outcome as long as he faces the ChiSox.

It needed to be pointed out twice.

So,……. Yordan….I kind of need proof of life at this point!

Stros are never bringing sexy back are they? We need another stick that can mash.

20th in home runs is not a good look

 

14 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Three night games in a row.  Holy Cow

Four? Tomorrow?

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

yall better show some respect ....

 

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Most embarrassing social media post in a while. The fact that one of your "all star hopeful" stats is 561.1 innings played means your past the bottom of the barrel 

meh, at the time on paper it was a solid signing 
No one is arguing that.

We are arguing that he has sucked for the majority of the year and needs to pull his head out of his ass.

Just now, Scraps said:

No one is arguing that.

We are arguining that he has sucked for the majority of the year and needs to pull his head out of his ass.

 

hopefully he printed this out and taped it to his locker !

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

long 1st for the framchise 

After 3 strikes to get the 1st batter. Defense isn't helping

Wouldve probably been an easy out by Pena if they weren't doing dumbfuck shift.

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