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21 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Toronto is desperate for bullpen, try to get Loperfido back for Okert.

 

if we have pitching coming back, we can trade away two bp arms 

*cough* nerris *cough*

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1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Toronto is desperate for bullpen, try to get Loperfido back for Okert.

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Lefthanded outfield bats are good to have I heard. Strikeout rate down to 17%. Who knew. Progression like that from Smith and Matthews and will be lookin good next year. 

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13 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Anyone have trammel batting lead off this year?

 

upping his trade value !

 

 

29 minutes ago, We’reTexas said:

Wat 

 

 

astros magic pitching dust can fix him !

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54 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Why the fuck isn't Pena playing?

Seriously, England has a woman who plays damn near 600 minutes in the Euro's with a broken leg and Pena is still rehabbing from a non-displaced rib fracture.  Maybe he and Alvarez are hitting off tees someone as part of their recovery day. Fuck that, recovery days are for when you WORK, he and Alvarez took a SPA day.  

I blame Scott Boras for this just because....

 

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Anyone who has ever read a Potter book knows Altuve should be wearing a pillow case because he and Dobby are roughly the same height and before anyone replies I am damn proud to admit I read all the books with our kids as they grew up.  

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6 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Anyone who has ever read a Potter book knows Altuve should be wearing a pillow case because he and Dobby are roughly the same height and before anyone replies I am damn proud to admit I read all the books with our kids as they grew up.  

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doby was a bad ass  !!!

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28 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Why the fuck isn't Pena playing?

Seriously, England has a woman who plays damn near 600 minutes in the Euro's with a broken leg and Pena is still rehabbing from a non-displaced rib fracture.  Maybe he and Alvarez are hitting off tees someone as part of their recovery day. Fuck that, recovery days are for when you WORK, he and Alvarez took a SPA day.  

I blame Scott Boras for this just because....

 

He is. In Sugarland. DHing. 

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Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

Don’t yall see what is happening here? The trade isn’t for Cease. It’s for Machete! Cease is the throw in. Scoreboard bitches! This is chess not checkers!Machete Kills Fanart GIF

 

1. I thought about this 30+ days ago

2. mlb would reject this trade because the astros would be way too powerful. 

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Just now, TejasPedro said:

“He who must not be named” just got plunked 

He'll play the rest of the game, but tomorrow they'll announce it's broken and he's out for the year

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3 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Pena strikes out on three pitches in first at bat. The cavalry is on the way.

Fuck him, cut his ass out of the HEB commercials until he is back playing in the majors and fully realize that leaves Dubon as the only person speaking in any of those.  

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1 hour ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Don’t yall see what is happening here? The trade isn’t for Cease. It’s for Machete! Cease is the throw in. Scoreboard bitches! This is chess not checkers!Machete Kills Fanart GIF

 

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