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Just now, WBT said:

Good win.  One game up.

Kind of wanted Roman to reach to bring up Breggy for the drama.

Yeah, he got the pitches, just could not do it. 

 

Baseball is a fickle bitch we all love. Laughing at the Red Sox losing with their stud on the mound against our B squad pitching staff.

Pretty obvious that Espada was unwilling to use Abreu or Hader tonight, no matter the scenario. Glad it worked out (just barely).

14 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Seriously, what is going on with Josh Hader?

He warmed up last night, right? This is not comforting. 

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

why can we not just have nice healthy things?

Winning takes a lot of luck.

Hope it's nothing serious.

12 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Shoulder issue for Hader. Undergoing tests.

mother fucking shit

I swear baseball players are the biggest pussies in the universe.

 

Gotdammit.  Nobody is even hitting you.

I went ahead and checked.

Osuna has a 4.32 ERA with 8 saves for the Fukuoka Softbank Hawks

also agree with earlier post, and I apologize for not remembering who said it-

 

If Espada knew Hader was out, then why the fuck wouldn't you roll Ort out there for a 2nd Inning?

2 minutes ago, Iceman said:

I swear baseball players are the biggest pussies in the universe.

 

Gotdammit.  Nobody is even hitting you.

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Just now, Iceman said:

also agree with earlier post, and I apologize for not remembering who said it-

 

If Espada knew Hader was out, then why the fuck wouldn't you roll Ort out there for a 2nd Inning?

 

it worked out. solid W

must win series 

1 minute ago, Iceman said:

I swear baseball players are the biggest pussies in the universe.

 

Gotdammit.  Nobody is even hitting you.

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4 minutes ago, Iceman said:

also agree with earlier post, and I apologize for not remembering who said it-

 

If Espada knew Hader was out, then why the fuck wouldn't you roll Ort out there for a 2nd Inning?

he's not smart

Watching Espada talk about Hader's shoulder discomfort reminds me of a used car salesman trying to explain why the transmission is making that sound.

Odd that they didn't activate Dubin yet. I think if he's healthy and ready to go he will be an asset in the pen.

6 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Odd that they didn't activate Dubin yet. I think if he's healthy and ready to go he will be an asset in the pen.

 

nerris hit his 10 years, he's extremely cuttable now lol 

With Dubin, McCullers, Garcia, and France coming back in the near future, Dana Brown will have some difficult decisions to make on the active roster. 

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

With Dubin, McCullers, Garcia, and France coming back in the near future, Dana Brown will have some difficult decisions to make on the active roster. 

LMJ going to have the longest IL stint for a blister in history

1 minute ago, Pablo said:

LMJ going to have the longest IL stint for a blister in history

Yep, they are going to take their sweet ass time with him and France most likely. Garcia's outing this weekend was a big opening for optimism.

 

5 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Yep, they are going to take their sweet ass time with him and France most likely. Garcia's outing this weekend was a big opening for optimism.

 

Javier's performance was huge jolt for our starting pitching staff. This Boston lineup has been scoring like crazy.  So happy for Javi and the team!

Jokes on y'all. 

LMJ is gonna FINALLY go to the bullpen and become the fireman we need with Hader's injury. All curveballs, all the time. There's no stopping this train.

9 minutes ago, Pablo said:

Javier's performance was huge jolt for our starting pitching staff. This Boston lineup has been scoring like crazy.  So happy for Javi and the team!

I'm honestly stunned that Javier pitched as well as he did given what I saw from him in his rehab outings. He was really struggling to find the strike zone and wasn't generating a lot of swinging misses. 

Just now, Gourmand said:

I'm honestly stunned that Javier pitched as well as he did given what I saw from him in his rehab outings. He was really struggling to find the strike zone and wasn't generating a lot of swinging misses. 

 

he threw 12 sinkers, new pitch for him 

First 20 or so posts of this game are lulz worthy

49 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Odd that they didn't activate Dubin yet. I think if he's healthy and ready to go he will be an asset in the pen.

Yeah waiting until tomorrow to make that move instead of today almost blew up in their face.

41 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

With Dubin, McCullers, Garcia, and France coming back in the near future, Dana Brown will have some difficult decisions to make on the active roster. 

You assume no one else gets hurt in the meantime.

Dubin swaps with Hader

Garcia swaps with Alexander

 

McCullers and France swap with Ort and Neris who you DFA or they catch the blister bug or whatever other IL ailment of your choosing if you think they are salvageable/can provide value in Sept or Oct 

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

You assume no one else gets hurt in the meantime.

Dubin swaps with Hader

Garcia swaps with Alexander

 

McCullers and France swap with Ort and Neris who you DFA or they catch the blister bug or whatever other IL ailment of your choosing if you think they are salvageable/can provide value in Sept or Oct 

 

you're forgetting someone ....

 

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According to StatCast, Cristian Javier threw 12 sinkers tonight, all to righties. He had thrown a total of two sinkers through the first five seasons of his Major League career

So, fucking waterhead Espada throwing her a second inning in NY when we were up 3 and he’d already thrown one and putting a season high in pitches in him wasn’t a good idea? 
who could have possibly imagined?  
I swear  on everything good and holy the fact that some of you bought the Espada for manager of the year with 1.5 seasons of watching. His dumb fuckery is amazing. 
minding care about results in care about logic and process and Espada fucks the dog at least 4X a week with just stupid ass shit. 

On 8/10/2025 at 5:36 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m all in on giving him 5 hitters to face before we declare him washed and incapable of being a help. 
apparently he’s walking enough guys to make Ullola blush down in Sugarland. 

I literally exactly called it with “5 hitters before we declare him, blah blah blah”. 

59 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I literally exactly called it with “5 hitters before we declare him, blah blah blah”. 

 

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