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Fucking assholes. Now I have no idea what the fuck the lineup is. Is there a place that posts non bullshit stuff?  

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    I can fap to this

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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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Yordan will be there and will be at least at 75%*

 

 

*75% functioning limbs!

Fucking assholes. Now I have no idea what the fuck the lineup is. Is there a place that posts non bullshit stuff?  
I mean it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out 90% of them lol
57 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Fucking assholes. Now I have no idea what the fuck the lineup is. Is there a place that posts non bullshit stuff?  

 

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12 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 

25 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I mean it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out 90% of them lol

Not the fucking point 

12 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 

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Ex fucking zactly. 

Was dickhead Dana on today for his Sunday morning hit? 
What did he say?  

Dana:

Hader: have him for 3 more years, have to be careful with this one, particularly when it's the shoulder. allow him to rehab and see what that looks like. 3 weeks seems like an eternity this time of year but hopefully we can get him back, do something down the stretch or in the postseason

Abreu: main thing is leverage opportunities. sometimes the 8th, sometimes the 9th. most of the time it's the 9th. very difficult to get last 3 outs. feel very comfortable with him. has closer stuff

Sousa: live and die with the slider. yesterday, got one in the middle of the plate and got the best of him. been good since he's been up. has that look in his eyes "I'm not going back to the minors". needs to mix in a fastball a little more often to set up the slider.

Yordan: Yee haw...we got him going. go Tuesday, give him a day off, then go back-to-back to see how he reacts to that.  Seeing him go on this rehab is a good thing, means he's not feeling any pain. He's in a good mood. 

Re: position: focused on him hitting. not too worried about field right. need his bat. goal is to get him back as soon as possible.

May see him the back end of the road trip. confident for the next home series. but need to see how he reacts and feels.

LMJ: having discussions about next steps with him now. and Garcia. and France. going through it daily with the front office and coaching staff to see who should come back first.  Lance may be first, but still talking through it. At some point, will see all 3 back.

Garcia: will get another minor league start at least. LMJ has been pitching a good part of the season. just about figured it out, but still having conversations. probably LMJ, then Garcia, and the France. Not fully decided, but would make the logical sense.

 

 

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8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Dana:

Hader: have him for 3 more years, have to be careful with this one, particularly when it's the shoulder. allow him to rehab and see what that looks like. 3 weeks seems like an eternity this time of year but hopefully we can get him back, do something down the stretch or in the postseason

Abreu: main thing is leverage opportunities. sometimes the 8th, sometimes the 9th. most of the time it's the 9th. very difficult to get last 3 outs. feel very comfortable with him. has closer stuff

Sousa: live and die with the slider. yesterday, got one in the middle of the plate and got the best of him. been good since he's been up. has that look in his eyes "I'm not going back to the minors". needs to mix in a fastball a little more often to set up the slider.

Yordan: Yee haw...we got him going. go Tuesday, give him a day off, then go back-to-back to see how he reacts to that.  Seeing him go on this rehab is a good thing, means he's not feeling any pain. He's in a good mood. 

Re: position: focused on him hitting. not too worried about field right. need his bat. goal is to get him back as soon as possible.

May see him the back end of the road trip. confident for the next home series. but need to see how he reacts and feels.

LMJ: having discussions about next steps with him now. and Garcia. and France. going through it daily with the front office and coaching staff to see who should come back first.  Lance may be first, but still talking through it. At some point, will see all 3 back.

Garcia: will get another minor league start at least. LMJ has been pitching a good part of the season. just about figured it out, but still having conversations. probably LMJ, then Garcia, and the France. Not fully decided, but would make the logical sense.

 

 

Did Dana touch on the plan for Costanza? He’s pitching too well to send him down again. 

6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Did Dana touch on the plan for Costanza? He’s pitching too well to send him down again. 

No. Ford didn’t ask about corresponding moves and Dana didn’t offer 

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Tuve has been swinging at a lot of pitches up around his eyes lately

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12 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Did Dana touch on the plan for Costanza? He’s pitching too well to send him down again. 

 

im guessing he has options, he'll be yo-yo'd 

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

im guessing he has options, he'll be yo-yo'd 

Yes he has options as evidenced by he already got sent down and back up once. 

8 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Yes he has options as evidenced by he already got sent down and back up once. 

If Spencer’s next start isn’t good, he still has options as well.

Dubin warming up

 

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Can't say I'm too excited to see Dubin warming up

I mean- ignoring what it says about or chances of winning this game the thought would be Javier is likely out for the year. So, there’s that. 

I don't know what it's gonna take for Crane to fire the entire medical staff, but he needs to do it.

He shouldn’t have been hanging out with Pena the other day.

Just now, hornmpa96 said:

He shouldn’t have been hanging out with Pena the other day.

 

this houston 'cold' sucks 

This guy is our fucking kryptonite and I’m pretty sure he sucks.
to be fair this year it feels like baseball is our kryptonite  

3 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

When that happens they’ll change the rule. Until then, good luck.

the players union doesn’t want it to go back. The owners don’t care (concessions have been shut down). There just isn’t anyone that wants it except fans like us that pine for the days when a team would play 22 innings one night and come back for a day game that goes 13 innings the next 

 

https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/HOU/HOU198906030.shtml
 

https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/HOU/HOU198906040.shtml

Lulz at Puhl talking about these two games right now

Holy shit...... I just got to where I could see the Astros lineup and it is time for an intervention for Espada.

There is no legitimate reason to have Melton batting 8th and Trammell 9th.    

Wasn't the entire purpose for creating the DH to avoid this type of situation?

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