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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Please Make It Stop

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1 minute ago, bschoolprof said:

Good thing we've scheduled visits with lots of other lineman now that plan A was a whiff.

I'm shocked Flood fucked this up.

Because a kid stayed at Michigan?

Do y'all hear yourselves?

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Sickening

Offense staff once again screwing the pooch in the portal

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

ok maybe more like overpaid average employees telling the new guys how much of a raise they got for going to the company across the street

Oh, so college football in 2026?

Everyone who ain't D or Special Teams, we're being outbid. It's that, or the players and agents know something that we don't know and the 995ers have been forbidden to report.

Do we even have three IOL on the roster going into the spring?

The Michigan OL’s have been talked about as a package deal right? So probably not good news with regards to Sprague either.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Because a kid stayed at Michigan?

Do y'all hear yourselves?

Just let them get it out of their system. They’ll tire themselves out by February

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Because a kid stayed at Michigan?

Do y'all hear yourselves?

Don’t do this. Sark and co are consistently getting beaten by new coaching staffs. Yes, there’s some familiarity in location for these kids, but we can’t consistently come up empty.

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Everyone who ain't D or Special Teams, we're being outbid. It's that, or the players and agents know something that we don't know and the 995ers have been forbidden to report.

Why would this conspiracy only effect the offense lmao

Fully expect to see soon the Ole Miss guard resigned with them.

Just now, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Don’t do this. Sark and co are consistently getting beaten by new coaching staffs. Yes, there’s some familiarity in location for these kids, but we can’t consistently come up empty.

You don't know any of that.

12 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Fairly obvious he took Texas NIL’s offer back to Michigan. They matched, Texas didn’t come up, and Jake G stays put. Why move across the country when you’re making the same amount of money?

This shit in what happens you let HUGE positions of need leave without signing.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Why would this conspiracy only effect the offense lmao

Who said anything about a conspiracy? So far, none of the high priority targets have taken our offer. Why else would a Michigan OL hear us out, and then go back to Michigan?

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

This shit in what happens you let HUGE positions of need leave without signing.

We should have locked the door.

Total fail by Sark.

Hard to believe at this point. Biggest position of need and Texas currently has 0 options who have visited. Sprague would help I guess but hard to feel good about that one now.

On the plus side, supposedly Michigan On3 reporters think Justice Haynes could be a portaler. Let's run this Michigan thing back again! Also OTF says Cade Uluave is visiting this week.

Just now, chainsaw said:

Who said anything about a conspiracy? So far, none of the high priority targets have taken our offer. Why else would a Michigan OL hear us out, and then go back to Michigan?

Idk some super secret thing the 9.95s can’t report sounds pretty conspiratorial to me

Are the Baghdad Bobs gonna keep up the ‘everything is fine’ routine still or will they start to realize what’s going on? Here comes Js1 to call me a pussy…

Just now, chainsaw said:

Who said anything about a conspiracy? So far, none of the high priority targets have taken our offer. Why else would a Michigan OL hear us out, and then go back to Michigan?

Because he likes it there. Has friends there. Was recruited there. Wants a degree from there.

The list goes on and on and on.

Just now, gurt said:

Are the Baghdad Bobs gonna keep up the ‘everything is fine’ routine still or will they start to realize what’s going on? Here comes Js1 to call me a pussy…

What's going on?

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Idk some super secret thing the 9.95s can’t report sounds pretty conspiratorial to me

Oh. It still doesn't need to be a conspiracy. It's more likely to be whatever the hell Desmond Howard thought he was alluding to.

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Because a kid stayed at Michigan?

Do y'all hear yourselves?

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Just let them get it out of their system. They’ll tire themselves out by February

I'm with y'all in spirit but it's ok to acknowledge the bad misses. This is one

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Because he likes it there. Has friends there. Was recruited there. Wants a degree from there.

The list goes on and on and on.

If that had been true he wouldn't have entered the portal. He wanted a bigger number, and he didn't get it.

13 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

A guy staying at his school?

Horrible. Total whiff.

LOL

Moving sucks. You’ve got your shit sorted at your place, chicks are all lined up. This is the best portal strategy for players in my opinion. Threaten to leave, get a raise and stay put.

Just now, Bodacious Bevo said:

I'm with y'all in spirit but it's ok to acknowledge the bad misses. This is one

I'm sorry, but it's not a miss if a kid decides to stay. It's a miss if another school gets him.

Just now, chainsaw said:

Oh. It still doesn't need to be a conspiracy. It's more likely to be whatever the hell Desmond Howard thought he was alluding to.

Lmao. Again, why would this only effect one side of the ball?

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Do we even have three IOL on the roster going into the spring?

Cruz and the Colemans

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Lmao. Again, why would this only effect one side of the ball?

Probably because it's about the guys who are responsible for recruiting the guys who play offense?

2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

If that had been true he wouldn't have entered the portal. He wanted a bigger number, and he didn't get it.

How do you know?

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Because a kid stayed at Michigan?

Do y'all hear yourselves?

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I'm sorry, but it's not a miss if a kid decides to stay. It's a miss if another school gets him.

if you get them on campus they look at your offer and say thanks but no thanks I will stay where Im at. Thats a loss bottom line. Not like they never went in the portal like Baugh or Brown.

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Probably because it's about the guys who are responsible for recruiting the guys who play offense?

The head coach isn’t important to the ST and defensive players? Kay

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'm sorry, but it's not a miss if a kid decides to stay. It's a miss if another school gets him.

When you shoot a shot and dont hit the target, thats called a miss.

Missing is one thing. But when guys immediately make a beeline to campus after entering the portal, that generally means you're a heavy favorite and already close to working something out. Yet somehow these geniuses are fumbling left and right.

More importantly, it's insanity that they've had one OG visit (not counting Wyoming dude) especially with Kibble leaving.

If you think this is bad, just wait until our last option left is former 2-star Corky McJaggerson and he ends up announcing his return to DeVry.

Just now, bgreen04 said:

if you get them on campus they look at your offer and say thanks but no thanks I will stay where Im at. Thats a loss bottom line. Not like they never went in the portal like Baugh or Brown.

I disagree. I'll never think that way about the portal.

Just now, David Dennison said:

How do you know?

Because I have common sense? Every player is a mercenary. Literally everything is about money now. Money or playing time. I doubt this guy was left with the impression that he wouldn't start, so we can safely rule that out.

Maybe we’ll go after the NDSU/NFL midget center now

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:
Missing is one thing. But when guys immediately make a beeline to campus after entering the portal, that generally means you're a heavy favorite and already close to working something out. Yet somehow these geniuses are fumbling left and right.
More importantly, it's insanity that they've had one OG visit (not counting Wyoming dude) especially with Kibble leaving.
Technically, Campbell, Hutson, Stroh, Neto, and Kibble all left. "Hey, come in and play basically every snap of the 2026 season at the guard spot of your choice."
Just now, David Dennison said:

I disagree. I'll never think that way about the portal.

Clearly you have never been in sales, you either close the business or you dont. They were inclined enough to go in the portal and take a visit. Sark and Flood couldn’t close the deal and they decided to stay where they were at. Thats a loss. It’s ok to admit it I know that goes against your whole contrarian schtick here.

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Just now, chainsaw said:

Because I have common sense? Every player is a mercenary. Literally everything is about money now. Money or playing time. I doubt this guy was left with the impression that he wouldn't start, so we can safely rule that out.

Or Michigan met his price and he's staying where he's comfortable.

15 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Fairly obvious he took Texas NIL’s offer back to Michigan. They matched, Texas didn’t come up, and Jake G stays put. Why move across the country when you’re making the same amount of money?

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Hey guys I guess I might have overreacted earlier. We’re doing much better now right?

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