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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Look lots of teams would love to go from (imo) being wrongly ranked Numero Uno to 27th. 
 

Right? 
 

Holy shit. Where’s the Tylenol? 💊 

Don't worry, we will be ranked inside the top 20 this time next week 👀 

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12 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

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Sorry. TLDR version: our slogan all gas and no brakes is not a culture. This is our current “culture.”  Edited bc I forgot my gif. Damn. Sark suck is contagious. 

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Posted
23 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It's actually pretty impressive to recruit like we have over a five year period, and be Texas in the NIL era of free agency, and put an unranked team on the field. You almost have to try to accomplish that. Especially when you began the season ranked #1 and god dammit I hate everything. 

That, and the first College Gameday of the year, ESPN was ready to hand the Heisman to Arch. 

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25 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It seems like we have an unsafe and untrue slogan (all gas no brakes—which seems in real life like a shit driving strategy and also something we haven’t done except in a few games) as a “culture” and paying a lot of dudes. Yes we are Texas. But what is our identity? I submit we have none. 

“All gas, no brakes” sounds like “big tits, no testing” and now we’re shocked our dicks are leaking yellow juice because we spent the last 5 years being focused on body count instead of actually vetting people for quality.  

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4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Get fucking destroyed by OU next weekend won’t move us back into top 20

I predict an upset of OU that restore false hope to the more delusional members of this fanbase (so, most of this site), only to get clotheslined by the next couple of opponents. 

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Just now, MrBig said:

“All gas, no brakes” sounds like “big tits, no testing” and now we’re shocked our dicks are leaking yellow juice because we spent the last 5 years being focused on body count instead of actually vetting people for quality.  

Yeah that slogan needs to be tossed in the fucking trash 🗑️ right now.
 

It’s embarrassing and unintentionally accurate in describing the current state of our program. 

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3 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

So was a lot of this board. 

Im Not No Way GIF
 

not me but I didn’t expect THIS amount of scat thrown about on the field by this year’s Texas team I’ll admit.  We suck schweddy balls. 

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10 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

I predict an upset of OU that restore false hope to the more delusional members of this fanbase (so, most of this site), only to get clotheslined by the next couple of opponents. 

At this point I would take a similar result to the last time we took a 2 loss team into OU under Steven.  

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13 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

I predict an upset of OU that restore false hope to the more delusional members of this fanbase (so, most of this site), only to get clotheslined by the next couple of opponents. 

I could see it. Like Mack teams after an OU beatdown. 

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4 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Can still win the sec.  Only Florida has the tiebreaker over us

Trends matter. While you are technically correct, trends suggest a 0.002% chance of Texas winning the sec based on performance through 5 games (basically half over after next week).

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

We were working on the paperwork to claim a share of the 2024 national championship because Arch didn’t start

That shit was fucking insufferable last year. 

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2 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

Trends matter. While you are technically correct, trends suggest a 0.002% chance of Texas winning the sec based on performance through 5 games (basically half over after next week).

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You morons really forgot how shitty the Strong and Herman eras were and it shows

The entitlement of this fanbase is not even funny or ironic anymore as much as downright embarrassing. Can we atleast give the coach that went to back to back semifinals the rest of this season to figure things out

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Of course we can. But right now we just lost to a 1-3 Florida team. That shit is embarrassing enough that we went from #9 to out of the rankings. That's like some Michigan losing to Appalachian State drop-off. Napier/UF is so bad, when we lost to him, even the pudints were in shock. We're all still in shock, and will be for the entire week. 

The similarities are eerie. They were #5 and dropped out. We were #9 and dropped out. At what point should we panic? Because I think losing to an inept Florida team, combined with sluggish wins against SJSU and UTEP would signal something is wrong. 

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5 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

You morons really forgot how shitty the Strong and Herman eras were and it shows

The entitlement of this fanbase is not even funny or ironic anymore as much as downright embarrassing. Can we atleast give the coach that went to back to back semifinals the rest of this season to figure things out

Sure. Why not? 

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Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

I don’t even know what you’re trying to say here

We gave him years to try to fix it, and HE HAD A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AND ANOTHER NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP RUNNER UP under his belt.

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Posted
3 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

The one play where Kobe Black fell down and Jelani McDonald did his best Frankenstein impression trying to tackle their WR should go down in Longhorn history as equally embarrassing as the Crabtree TD play. I thought a Texas team tackling that poorly was behind us.

 

Shades of

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Posted
7 hours ago, Texasborn91 said:

I’d take Lane Kiffin in a second 

I didn't want to say it but I trust Lane as an offensive guru over Sark.  What kind of offensive genius can't figure out red zone for years on?  He's an NFL OC flame out.

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2 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

I didn't want to say it but I trust Lane as an offensive guru over Sark.  What kind of offensive genius can't figure out red zone for years on?  He's an NFL OC flame out.

Lane Kiffin and his multiple playoff appearances?

Posted (edited)
20 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

You morons really forgot how shitty the Strong and Herman eras were and it shows

The entitlement of this fanbase is not even funny or ironic anymore as much as downright embarrassing. Can we atleast give the coach that went to back to back semifinals the rest of this season to figure things out

Ain’t no one here got any power - not even ctj. Steveo’s got 3 more years at least and if he wins 9 games per year he’s probably got as many as 7 more years.  So it’s all good.

 

btw the stars of sark’s playoff teams were by and large Herman recruits or players developed elsewhere (portal players). Ewers the one notable exception. 

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3 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

Ain’t no one here got any power - me even ctj. Steveo’s  got 3 more years at least and if he wins 9 games per year he’s probably got as many as 7 more years.  So it’s all good.

 

btw the stars of sark’s playoff teams were by and large Herman recruits or players developed elsewhere (portal players). Ewers the one notable exception. 

Golden was definitely a first round pick while at Houston

Cone on man

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13 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

We gave him years to try to fix it, and HE HAD A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AND ANOTHER NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP RUNNER UP under his belt.

We gave him 3 years. Let’s be exact. And most of the fanbase wanted him gone after 2011

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Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Golden was definitely a first round pick while at Houston

Cone on man

Did you read my post ? He was nil one and done. Great pick up but sark didn’t do shit golden was on the fucking rise on his own, as evidenced by the fact he was one of the top WR portal players available. He played here one season. Sark gets  very little credit for that man’s success. 

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Just now, scramblyn said:

Did you read my post ? He was nil one and done. Great pick up but sark didn’t do shit golden was on the fucking rise on his own, as evidenced by the fact he was one of the top WR portal players available. He played here one season. Sark gets  very little credit for that man’s success. 

My guy

Was he gonna be drafted first round if he didn’t go to Texas? Yes or No.

Does Sark get credit for Worthy & Banks? Just wondering 

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26 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

You morons really forgot how shitty the Strong and Herman eras were and it shows

The entitlement of this fanbase is not even funny or ironic anymore as much as downright embarrassing. Can we atleast give the coach that went to back to back semifinals the rest of this season to figure things out

It’s zero surprise that there is such a crossover between this fan base and the Dallas Cowboys fanbase.  
 

So entitled and so myopic and so forgetful.  
 

Dodds and Jerruh mirrored each other for a bit there. 
 

I swear I think Jerruh is the woman who owned the Indians in Major League. 

Posted (edited)
5 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

My guy

Was he gonna be drafted first round if he didn’t go to Texas? Yes or No.

Does Sark get credit for Worthy & Banks? Just wondering 

Yes worthy and banks. Very little for golden. First round dunno, an nfl baller without sark, absolutely. 

now your turn … year five for sark - name more players he’s recruited than Herman players that have been drafted in the first or second rounds. 

im not advocating for his firing but his play off teams weren’t entirely with his players and numerous star players were recruited by someone else. 

 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

My guy

Was he gonna be drafted first round if he didn’t go to Texas? Yes or No.

Does Sark get credit for Worthy & Banks? Just wondering 

Dude, Banks was an aberration, and Worthy was inconsistent, but made enough plays and has the speed that got him drafted. No one, and I mean no one were going to make Banks bad. He came in the summer and took the job. He was an All-American as a soph and Jr. 

Sure, I guess we'll give Sark credit for him landing in his lap and his IQ and work ethic were off the charts since he wore Texas across his chest. Worthy also landed in his lap, and wss a freshman All-American. 

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10 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Dude, Banks was an aberration, and Worthy was inconsistent, but made enough plays and has the speed that got him drafted. No one, and I mean no one were going to make Banks bad. He came in the summer and took the job. He was an All-American as a soph and Jr. 

Sure, I guess we'll give Sark credit for him landing in his lap and his IQ and work ethic were off the charts since he wore Texas across his chest. Worthy also landed in his lap, and wss a freshman All-American. 

So 29 players in the last two drafts were just luck? Guys falling into Sarks lap? Does Sark get credit for Sweat & Murphy?

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The worst part is the lack of pride. Fucking Wingo not giving a shit about going after a ball in the air. Our O line being pushed around and knocked on their asses. Not to mention the same thing happening to our TE’s. Secondary just getting shredded and flailing all over the place. It’s just like the late Mack Brown days of players not giving a shit. If they don’t give a shit then why should I? The only players that seemed to care were Arch and Parker Fucking Livingstone.

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Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

So 29 players in the last two drafts were just luck? Guys falling into Sarks lap? Does Sark get credit for Sweat & Murphy?

Tom Herman recruited them, and PK got them drafted. What recruit has Sark personally recruited that has gone in the first rd? Not Banks, Barron, Golden, Murphy, Worthy. 

Banks was all Oregon before Cristobal left. 

Michigan screwed up Worthy's addition. 

Barron, Sweat, Murphy, were all Herman guys. 

Mukuba was a portal. 

Golden was a portal. 

Not a single player Sark has recruited has gone in the 1st or 2ns rd. The highest rated recruit in history went in the 7th rd. 

So you tell me, what's the deal? We're in year 5. Everyone has heen either a portal or just luck/coincidence. We weren't their first pick. 

Posted
1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Yeah that slogan needs to be tossed in the fucking trash 🗑️ right now.
 

It’s embarrassing and unintentionally accurate in describing the current state of our program. 

 

All hat, no cattle. 

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