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1 minute ago, immamac said:

Yeah anyone talking shit about ash doesn't know shit.  

Ash was the Roger Staubach of college football, with all the concussions.

I don't know how the guy didn't get paralyzed from them.

Posted
3 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Bro I’m only on one site. This one.

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Then who TF is taking my wife to dinner...

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Posted
9 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Bowl game? You may be a bit over confident. 

They give out bowl games to 5 win teams these days. We're solid, no worries. I also hold out hope we can beat 1 more team this year, but I'm  a dreamer. 

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Yknow, setting aside the whole cuckold scenario, announcing a divorce and then staying together because she's knocked up doesn't sound like a real healthy scene.

What cuckold scenario?
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Posted

I am fuckin' pissed.

I've copied all the posts and given them to my neighbor, Karen.

She's marching over to the athletic bldg. to talk to the manager.

 

I've had enough of this shit!

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Posted
14 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

I am happy you are playing. just went off this statement :

"but if they improve as a talented young team should, they absolutely can still compete to play for the SEC championship and a playoff spot."

The chances of us improving enough to go to the SEC championship game and playoffs is slim

Sorry about your wife and I am sure she really does loves you 

 

so I didn't say they were going to the playoffs. nice job proving yourself wrong again.

Posted
17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Anyone know the last time we had fewer than 180 yards of offense in a game? I’m assuming it’s one of Mack’s OU assrapings.

I posted it above 

2015 week 1 in south bend with Charlie and Swoopes was the last time we had a worse offensive output than tonight 

 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m not letting the defense off the hook either. Gave up 400 yards and recovered zero of 5 wildcat fumbles (2 on special teams so 0 of 3 if you prefer), and gave up the end of regulation drive.  Made the Kentucky qb look like sweet Diego. 

I do, we don’t win without that defense and they had to play the equivalent of 2 games tonight.

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44 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

One game doesn't make a trend. His offense has chocked against elite competition in almost every game he has been here.

 

40 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Fixed for you.

Appears neither of you can read

Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I posted it above 

2015 week 1 in south bend with Charlie and Swoopes was the last time we had a worse offensive output than tonight 

 

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And I bet you thought that was a shitty performance you fucking pussy! 

Lol, I just realized that team rushed for more yards against ND than this team did against Kentucky.

Got damn.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

I'm not sure why everyone is bagging on arch. I don't think PEYTON Manning would be successful behind this absolute dog shit, abortion of an OL.

Dude, Arch and the OL were neck and neck in a homeless vagrant dick sucking contest tonight but the OL managed to get a couple more money shots to their faces to pull out the victory.

#winning

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That got our OC fired the next day. If I’m remembering the timeline correctly.

You may be correct. I've blanked out a lot of that time but that seemed familiar reading it.

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2 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

I'm not sure why everyone is bagging on arch. I don't think PEYTON Manning would be successful behind this absolute dog shit, abortion of an OL.

I bet he could hit some of those easy passes to wide open receivers, though.

But I'm just guessing.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Dude, Arch and the OL were neck and neck in a homeless vagrant dick sucking contest tonight but the OL managed to get a couple more money shots to their faces to pull out the victory.

#winning

Yeah but our HC was the fluffer so lets not forget who does the hard work to get our bukake films really rolling. 

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4 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Georgia won the sec championship after this last year 🤷🏻‍♂️

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too much logic and truth for most people here to handle. it's way easier to cry about how the team sucks and call each other idiots and retards.

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Posted
1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Yeah but our HC was the fluffer so lets not forget who does the hard work to get our bukake films really rolling. 

 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Wayne Arnold said:

too much logic and truth for most people here to handle. it's way easier to cry about how the team sucks and call each other idiots and retards.

Yeah you should send those negative nacies PMs with warnings about saying bad things about the team or players. 

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That got our OC fired the next day. If I’m remembering the timeline correctly.


September 2015: Shawn Watson was demoted from offensive playcaller after the Longhorns' loss to Notre Dame

 

damn tonight’s game for bringing up this shit 

 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

I'm telling myself I've seen worse games but man this still feels pretty shitty.

Miami Cotton Bowl

Rice 1994

2016 Kansas

66-3?

 

Texas bowl vs arky

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according to AI:

2016 vs. Kansas: Texas lost 24–21 in overtime to a team that hadn’t beaten them since 1938. It marked the end of Charlie Strong’s tenure and is widely considered the most humiliating defeat in modern program history

Posted
2 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Georgia is going to run a train on these fucking posers. I can’t wait. Soft ass charmin culture that would make FUPM blush.

Retarded ag confirmed, finally.

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Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

according to AI:

2016 vs. Kansas: Texas lost 24–21 in overtime to a team that hadn’t beaten them since 1938. It marked the end of Charlie Strong’s tenure and is widely considered the most humiliating defeat in modern program history

And then we lost to Kansas again under Sark in 2021. Sark and Chuck Strong have a lot in common

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Posted
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Yeah, stupid libtard. Go back the CR and cry pussy tears and stuff.

Pussy.

Or something.

Wanting us to lose to Georgia to kill the woke is a new interesting angle I hadn’t considered 

Posted (edited)
10 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

 Vandy is coming to Austin and I live in Nashville. I’m fucking concerned about this game.  Look at last year in Nashville, with a better Texas team.  

Every game is should be our concern dude! Every game will be concerning. 

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