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Real Life Beavis Running For Texas House District 31, US Congress.


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Vince "ShamWow" Offer, 61 years old (born in Israel, so... cannot run for PotUS) has filed as a Republican for Texas House 31 (North Austin / Round Rock).

 

Vince apparently thinks America suffers from "Woke-ism" & is running on a platform to combat this nefarious agenda.  He says he was motivated to run for office by the death of Charlie Kirk & has created a shitty campaign video (I only managed to get through around 1:45 of the nearly +4 minute crap).

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Why he picked an already solid Red district (Carter won by almost 65%the last election) apparently has to do with eligibility / residency... have any of y'all seen Vince around town?

Shitty vid (& it appears to be vomit being shot from the "woke-buster" device):

https://youtu.be/ro1vJSXLKmc?si=92lMNxrOWQOqIE3n

 

 

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Kind of ironic that this guy is an Israeli named Offer Shlomi.

At some point, you'd think Jews would be very wary of an administration like this.

I guess Steven Miller gives them some reassurance.

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Last year I made a ton of smoked almonds and my wife packaged them up in cute little jars with red and green ribbons and such.  I got to walk around the office Christmas party and gift them to all my office mates and their spouses, saying “you’re going to love my nuts”.

So thanks to that guy for inspiring the lulz 

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4 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

The fact that every crazy person flocks to Texas because they think they have the best chance to win a seat in Congress is not good. Call me crazy, but no bueno. 

"Florida" has just filed candidacy papers & is challenging you based on your birth certificate.

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2 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


I hate myself but…. 

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At least the lady looks like she's trying g to get in there with the "Shuto ("Knife Hand" strike).

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5 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Lost a race in Missouri. Moved to Texas. 

I was born and raised in Missouri, and have spent over half my life in Texas.  I am so proud.

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17 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

 

I was born and raised in Missouri, and have spent over half my life in Texas.  I am so proud.

My main Missouri experience was a youth church trip there. Learned 4 guitar chords on a bus through the Arkansas Delta. Failed to impress girls in SW Missouri after 3 days practice. Switched back to art and was doing pastel live drawings while other kids would talk about Jesus. Would time it so that I hacked in 3 crosses on a hilltop as they finished the last sentence. Little blonde Lutheran girls on vacation from Minnesota would cry. I had a future in the American Evangelical Emotional Manipulation business but I let it slide.

I don't remember seeing you there but I'll take your word for it.

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26 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

My main Missouri experience was a youth church trip there. Learned 4 guitar chords on a bus through the Arkansas Delta. Failed to impress girls in SW Missouri after 3 days practice. Switched back to art and was doing pastel live drawings while other kids would talk about Jesus. Would time it so that I hacked in 3 crosses on a hilltop as they finished the last sentence. Little blonde Lutheran girls on vacation from Minnesota would cry. I had a future in the American Evangelical Emotional Manipulation business but I let it slide.

I don't remember seeing you there but I'll take your word for it.

You were one camp over.  We shot the bottle rockets at you.  Presby, baby.



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