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Slutcon (Apropos of Incels, White Male Millennials, Gen Z Nihilism, #MeToo, and Declining Birth Rates)


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Posted
Just now, chainsaw said:

It's deeper than that. They're pathologically afraid of women. Like a small child who never played catch because they're afraid of the ball.

Huh.  We oughta let em in on a secret: I've engage with a crapload of women, including romantically and physically.  Been doing so steadily for 40 years.  AND WOMEN STILL SCARE THE SHIT OUTTTA ME.  CUZ THEY'RE SCARY.

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Posted
4 hours ago, Whitewater Horn said:

Dammit, I misread the title as “Slutcoin” and was ready to invest. 

That already failed. 

Girl Interview GIF by SV Bergheim 1906

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Posted
Just now, Brisketexan said:

Huh.  We oughta let em in on a secret: I've engage with a crapload of women, including romantically and physically.  Been doing so steadily for 40 years.  AND WOMEN STILL SCARE THE SHIT OUTTTA ME.  CUZ THEY'RE SCARY.

As they should. But there's a deeper level of fear that they have. If you're able to nut up and face your fear, Slutcon is not for you (yet - eventually they will expand the business model to court normies who just want no strings attached sex)

Posted
2 hours ago, Atticus said:

To take that a step further: hit the gym, wear better fitting/matching clothes, and groom yourself, then get someone to take a ton of pics of you and said dog in the park along with a few other activity/well dressed pics and put them on the main dating apps and you’ll have more women than you’ll know what to do with. 
 

Even if you suck in person, you’ll get better from all that failure if you’re willing to experiment and adapt.

Just go ugly early.

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“It’s called Slutcon. It’s where you pay to touch boobs and reflect on your failings, but woke. The girls have to tolerate you. No, it’s not like opening a cat house or a strip club. It’s disruptive.” 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

“It’s called Slutcon. It’s where you pay to touch boobs and reflect on your failings, but woke. The girls have to tolerate you. No, it’s not like opening a cat house or a strip club. It’s disruptive.” 

Does it have AI?  Gotta have AI if you want me to invest.  AI's the future, doncha know.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Deej said:

Seems like there's money to be made combining this with Surly tailgates.

Why do you think @Nicole44 doesn't come by the tailgates anymore?  If she's gonna be fawned over by awkward dudes with no social skills, she's gonna get PAID for it.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Why do you think @Nicole44 doesn't come by the tailgates anymore?  If she's gonna be fawned over by awkward dudes with no social skills, she's gonna get PAID for it.

oh, one way or another, they pay

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Why do you think @Nicole44 doesn't come by the tailgates anymore?  If she's gonna be fawned over by awkward dudes with no social skills, she's gonna get PAID for it.

I thought it was because she'd be the first suspect when someone from a tailgate ended up in the lake?

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Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Does it have AI?  Gotta have AI if you want me to invest.  AI's the future, doncha know.

It really just is a brothel, but woke and disruptive LOL. And it seems ripe for AI optimization.
 

Angel investor concept: Unattractive, awkward men pay for sex and companionship with consenting sex workers in a controlled environment. $9000 for the full package. Fully AI ready. 

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Of the 150 or so attendees of Slutcon, many of them, like Simon, were either virgins or something close to it. Tickets ranged from $1,000 to $9,000, and the retreat was pitched as a place to learn how to interact with women—as instructed by women themselves. Slutcon is staffed almost entirely by paid and volunteer female sex workers and intimacy experts, and together, they had made themselves available to be touched, seduced, or otherwise experimented on by the novices at any moment during the convention.

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In the parlance of Slutcon, these professionals are referred to as its “flirt girls” or, more colloquially, its “flirtees.” Wearing plastic green wristbands that designated their consent, they darted between the men, sultry and warm, prepared to host anyone who endeavored an approach. Men brave enough to try would be rewarded with their most coveted desire: a chance to speak with, caress, or, hell, maybe even have sex with someone they were attracted to in a controlled environment.

 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I had serious self-esteem issues as a teenager and even I managed to touch boob at 15 or 16. Goddamn what the fuck is happening?

Someone once said that every generation believes it invented fucking but only this one believes it invented prostitution. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Atticus said:

Sadly, even ugly women’s standards and expectations are relatively high these days. Thank dating apps and social media

They'll settle and dudes can do something to not be total losers.

Hell, I have a single friend at 35 that is an incel and his apartment is decorated like a 13-year-old's shrine to OU football. What value is there for a woman there?

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I have to acknowledge that this concept: pay thousands of dollars for access to sex workers, only they don’t have to sleep with you but instead might call you creepy and blow you off— is an incredible grift. Really my hat is off to the organizers. Only in Silicon Valley. 

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Posted
33 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Hell, I have a single friend at 35 that is an incel and his apartment is decorated like a 13-year-old's shrine to OU football. What value is there for a woman there?

I dunno.  Does he have a sister?

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Posted
38 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

They'll settle and dudes can do something to not be total losers.

Hell, I have a single friend at 35 that is an incel and his apartment is decorated like a 13-year-old's shrine to OU football. What value is there for a woman there?

A life lesson?

Posted
1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I had serious self-esteem issues as a teenager and even I managed to touch boob at 15 or 16. Goddamn what the fuck is happening?

Bunch of people on the internet called incels have convinced each other that women don’t find them attractive.  Because women are evil and not because these incels are fucking losers that shouldn’t be sharing their bullshittery on the internet.

Go watch the video I posted earlier in the thread. She explains it perfectly.  And tells these idiots to get a hobby and women will bang them.

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That article is bad enough, but this is the ad that loaded in the story when I clicked into the Slate website.

The world confuses me. <Load the Phil Hartman caveman gif.>

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I dunno.  Does he have a sister?

Now that I think about it, he isn't a true incel because he blew a chance. In college he had a girl that was into big dudes (like slept with multiple OL at his school, into big dudes) that was DTF, but he scared her away trying to turn her honest. Never even got to 2nd base. 

My wife was mentioning how far behind he is now and how his woes compound. She mentioned it would be hard for a 30+ year old to date him because he wouldn't know how to do anything in a relationship. He hasn't been through his years of figuring out how to fuck a woman. He hasn't learned how this finger works there, or how tongues go in that motion, or how angles matter. He never had his 18-year-old just mashing it incorrectly phase. 

Outside of the bedroom, she imagines he'd be a stage five clinger who would be desperate as hell to lock a gf down and would be jealous of everything. Basically, all the mistakes we made at 16, he'd have to do now.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

all the mistakes we made at 16, he'd have to do now.

This is basically the business "opportunity" that Slutcon is capitalizing on.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Basically, all the mistakes we made at 16, he'd have to do now.

 

8 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

This is basically the business "opportunity" that Slutcon is capitalizing on.

Yeah.  This is actually the part of the deal that makes some sense.

These guys have some "remedial education" that they REALLY need.  It would be very difficult to obtain -- and brutal if and when they get it -- in the real-world marketplace.  But if there's a safer place to do so, aimed at achieving the particular goal of giving them some real education into the dos and don'ts of female interaction.....lord help me, but I see some value there.

Because yeah...if you dropped 30 year old Brisket in the dating pool while he was burdened with the cluelessness and...not great skill level of 16 year old Brisket, I imagine that 30 year old Brisket would have flamed out pretty badly.  And once you materially fall behind, it just gets worse and worse.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Yeah.  This is actually the part of the deal that makes some sense.

These guys have some "remedial education" that they REALLY need.  It would be very difficult to obtain -- and brutal if and when they get it -- in the real-world marketplace.  But if there's a safer place to do so, aimed at achieving the particular goal of giving them some real education into the dos and don'ts of female interaction.....lord help me, but I see some value there.

Because yeah...if you dropped 30 year old Brisket in the dating pool while he was burdened with the cluelessness and...not great skill level of 16 year old Brisket, I imagine that 30 year old Brisket would have flamed out pretty badly.  And once you materially fall behind, it just gets worse and worse.

 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Atticus said:

Sadly, even ugly women’s standards and expectations are relatively high these days. Thank dating apps and social media

Go uglier earlier.

Posted
4 hours ago, Atticus said:

Sadly, even ugly women’s standards and expectations are relatively high these days. Thank dating apps and social media

This sounds like something an incel would say.

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This sounds like a bad movie where the nerdy main character's uberchad friend inadvertently comes along with him and steals all the attention of the sluts and everyone gets mad but ends up learning a lesson (a lesson about sluts)

Posted
36 minutes ago, F250 said:

This sounds like something an incel would say.

LOL you got me

If you haven't actively dated in the last 5-7 years, then you aren't aware of the landscape. It's tough on both sides for different reasons.

These guys are the extreme, but there are some average-ish dudes out there who kinda put themselves out there and just get rejected left and right.

Posted
18 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

This sounds like a bad movie where the nerdy main character's uberchad friend inadvertently comes along with him and steals all the attention of the sluts and everyone gets mad but ends up learning a lesson (a lesson about sluts)

Me explaining how I became a minority controlling owner of Slutcon.

 

Posted
9 minutes ago, Atticus said:

average-ish dudes out there who kinda put themselves out there and just get rejected left and right.

Rejection is common, and its supposed to be pretty common. If their batting averages are about zero, then most of the time these average-ish guys are doing at least one thing wrong and could benefit from a frank evaluation of their approach

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