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Not sorry if already posted. Not digging back.

Went to the doctor. He told me, "You have to quit masturbating."

"Why do I have to quit masturbating?"

"I'm not going to examine you until you quit masturbating."

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2 hours ago, Richard Kimball said:

Not sorry if already posted. Not digging back.

Went to the doctor. He told me, "You have to quit masturbating."

"Why do I have to quit masturbating?"

"I'm not going to examine you until you quit masturbating."

Is it a female or male patient? Because I can make an exception for a good looking patient with XX chromosomes.

 

Also, I may or may not be a doctor. I'm asian, so there're a 33% chance you'll guess right.

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What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?

 

 

 

The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

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I think you need to work on the delivery.  Your punch line makes sense when read, but is harder to verbalize.  I do like a good punctuation example, though.

The literalist takes things literally.  The kleptomaniac literally takes things.

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