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Just now, TonyTexas said:


Like being at a craps table. The longer the better

more like sex. you want it to last a long time, but at some point, you have to consider verlander. 

Just now, henrygandorf said:

more like sex. you want it to last a long time, but at some point, you have to consider verlander. 

You must literally love Justin Verlander.  

this guy is such a bummer. 

and that’s where we get the expression. 

/familyguy

more like sex. you want it to last a long time, but at some point, you have to consider verlander. 

So when I’m screwing Kate, I need to think of Verlander? No problem, it would be the shortest inning ever.
2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

more like sex. you want it to last a long time, but at some point, you have to consider verlander. 

Kate?

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:


Like being at a craps table. The longer the better

Not for JV and that thing 

Correa's single was 109 mph.  He's been smoking the ball lately, he just needs to get a little more lift and the homers are going to start coming in bunches.

Fuck, these idiots are trying to get the wave going

No idea what happened there

 

Edit: worst infield popups ever

 

Gee thanks Kubota for sponsoring that in depth look at JV’s line for the evening.  

Blame it on me. Last batter I told my friend Verlander hasn't given up his home run yet.

Edited by mycox
I also mentioned the no hitter in the 6th just to piss him off

Would Jake have caught that on Tal's Hill?  I think it's a solid maybe 

Is it my imagination, or does Pina look like he's laboring like a RB with 35 carries in the 4th quarter when he runs?

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Oops
He has at least one a game

Yeah seems like he makes one mistake per game that's almost always fully taken advantage of by the hitter. Oh well usually our offense can overcome a solo shot

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

No jinx on that one.  JV grooved it.  

27 swinging strikes for JV tonight.

Ties the high in MLB this season.

Cole and Verlander are now 1 and 2 in Ks

Just now, henrygandorf said:

only 89 pitches. 

JV wants this CG.  AJ won’t dare to leave the dugout.  

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

JV wants this CG.  AJ won’t dare to leave the dugout.  

I hope so but I bet he pulls him after 8.  It's the dismal tide.

7 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

JV wants this CG.  AJ won’t dare to leave the dugout.  

 

Just now, WBT said:

Rondon in

That's the smart call. JV did his job well and took a bunch of strain off of the bullpen. 

I'd prefer to let a badass be a badass but whatever 

Seriously... you can’t give a future HoFer 15 pitches to get it done, AJ?  It may be the “smart” decision, but it sure isn’t very much fun.   

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

I'd prefer to let a badass be a badass but whatever 

Save it for Oct 

That's the smart call. JV did his job well and took a bunch of strain off of the bullpen. 

Its a 4 run game.
It’s a terrible call with the way JV was cruising

Leadoff walk to the 9-hitter with a smooth .612 ops

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

I'd prefer to let a badass be a badass but whatever 

Save it for Oct 

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:


Its a 4 run game.
It’s a terrible call with the way JV was cruising

Meh. It’s neither particularly smart nor terrible. It’s pretty inconsequential.

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